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Ego sum ens omnipotens (n/t) by ideur2011-06-29 07:28:32
  One good turn usually gets most of the blanket. (n/t) by ideur2011-06-30 09:07:09
    Don't drink when you drive -- by ideur2011-07-18 00:59:10
      When in panic, fear and doubt, by ideur2011-07-19 13:33:29
        More from the "fortunes" by ideur2011-07-30 22:50:26
          More from the "fortunes" by ideur2011-08-17 06:22:30
            Unix Prose, in response to much earlier ideur post by inittab 2014-02-25 06:11:07
In response to your "Santa Unix Clause" posting, (above/2011)
Here is a copy of some Unix Prose I wrote several years ago:
    ( about the time frame you first started posting to UserFriendly )

Two short stories, which contain dozens references to unix commands, terms, and program function calls.
    ( the second one #includes reference to your "fortune" thread in diary postings here )


Here they are:
Pause...cat continues to wait & listen 
while mouse seeks to access more kernels 
and gnaws at break in structure, while 
it does #include each byte of food touched 
in cache of wall. 

cat sets focus at nibble action of mouse- 
paws..step..pause..step cat gets set for kill. 
JuMP* try: slash/slash/ like fork(s) touches tail 
RUN, mouse, RUN. Else gets() cut to core 

alarm, alarm !!! AWK, AWK sed round-robin. 
while cat switch focus, mouse access port & exit 
next: cat slash@robin head; slash@tail 
if cat finds head, robin gets pasted+input 
nice AWK, finds top branch, less cat - while 
idle mouse gets cookie, then sleeps in lint
----------------

foreach man who seeks fortune 
while more idle man sleeps 
you make code + port nice GNU apps. 
clock cycles Fwd:, head man, finds fortune 
more time to life, seeks break- pause 

rewind... 
find Perl, swap numbers, date, continue. 
query(touch)==true, I/O, more-more..NICE 
next: attach-ed, "Magic Garden" $PATH 
read(vows), link, write signal: chr(7)BELs 

while(true) do foreach day: listen,love,continue 
foreach night touch,more,swap tail,fork(link),sleep 
if(signal), wait, spawn child process, sleep=false 
echo 'goo-goo-GNU", input paste, pipe, stdio->tar 
wait, potty-train, gets cookie, sed "Dada" more 
break device, swap/swap, echo "WAAaa!!" 
continue... Man+Perl who find child nice 


OK, what do you think of that....? Kind of SAP-y, but I liked-em... ;-)
(orig post)

Yes, I know your Christmas post was quite a while ago... but I've been gone from UFie-land for a few years years.
When you DO find this diary response in another year or so, toss me a reply or comment.
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