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Proof I can't get pregnant... by ShadowSystems2013-03-07 17:48:04
  *approches stealthly directly in front of you* by kreedah2014-07-04 09:20:24
    WOOT! =-D by ShadowSystems2014-07-04 14:30:50
      LOLs by kreedah2014-07-07 11:08:12
        "Hey Baby, wanna visit my lilypad?" by ShadowSystems2014-07-07 14:54:31
          I'll pass on the frog, thanks! ~;) (n/t) by kreedah2014-07-08 03:50:06
            Ya gotta kiss a lotta frogs to find the Prince! by ShadowSystems2014-07-08 13:32:32
              In PT, frog is usually wrongly translated to toad by kreedah2014-07-11 05:43:01
                All I have is this 50Kg solid ChocoBunny... by ShadowSystems2014-07-11 08:23:38
                  Dark ChocoBunny? by kreedah2014-07-11 09:16:52
                    The Tootsie Roll Owl says... by ShadowSystems2014-07-11 15:17:30
                      *puts up warning signs* by firehawk2014-07-13 12:04:56
                        *Flings a Bananarang at your head* by ShadowSystems2014-07-13 14:18:23
                          *fires giant butterfly net* by firehawk2014-07-17 09:04:02
                            *Flings a giant ButterBall Turkey at you* by ShadowSystems2014-07-17 18:00:18
                              The sounds of True Love are something indeed by kreedah2014-07-18 11:25:28
                                And here I thought you were gonna by ShadowSystems2014-07-18 14:59:26
                                The whole exchange sounds soooooo romantic! by kreedah2014-07-20 07:42:27
                                *HUGS* You're Strange. I like that. =-D by ShadowSystems2014-07-20 15:04:47
                                A bit far for that... by kreedah2014-07-23 11:03:25
                                *Collects the water vapor* by ShadowSystems2014-07-23 14:44:20
                                Awww... rainbow! ~:D by kreedah2014-08-14 09:44:40
                                Mmmmm... Camping. by ShadowSystems 2014-08-14 15:08:19
I like camping, it's a great way to enjoy The Great Outdoors...
And get eaten by bears, mauled by mosquitos the size of planets, accosted by squirrels, and driven insane by noisy campers in near-by camping-spaces whom use it as an excuse to get rip-roaring s4-faced falling-down drunk, sing "campfire songs" at the tops of their lungs, and get the cops called out on them for urinating in *your* camp fire.
All while sleeping on the hard, cold ground, eating spoiled food, taking half mile hikes to the bathrooms, and bathing in the bathroom sink with a washcloth & a bar of soap, because the actual showers are currently out of order... just like they were last year.
*Cough*

=-)p

I'm beginning to see the wisdom of my ExWife's favorite form of "Camping".
It involves a King Sized Bed in a good quality hotel, an indoor heated pool, room service, and a pizza place that delivers at 2AM.
XD Hahahaha
[ Reply ]
                                LOL! ~:DDD by kreedah2014-08-18 10:04:19
                                I'd go Camping with you! =-D by ShadowSystems2014-08-18 14:57:15
                                I'd be honoured to be called your guide! ~:) by kreedah2014-08-23 20:43:58
                                Like I need an excuse to be nekkid? =-)p by ShadowSystems2014-08-24 05:26:05
                                Silly me! How could I forget that? ~:D by kreedah2014-08-24 13:34:19
                                I like it when the police show up! =-D by ShadowSystems2014-08-24 15:00:49

 

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