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ShadowRun, SR4: Welcome to New York! by LongFist2015-07-20 20:40:45
  The Current Situation Posts (CSP) SubThread by LongFist2015-08-07 07:32:17
    CSP 031: by LongFist2016-03-20 08:49:29
      Ace's DownTimeFlavorText... by ShadowSystems2016-03-29 14:22:05
        Downtime Flavor Text, Part II by rebill2016-03-29 17:42:48
          Ace's DTFT next bit... by ShadowSystems2016-03-29 22:34:06
            It looks as if a good time was had by all, and by LongFist2016-09-29 16:34:15
              Ace's Actions... by ShadowSystems 2016-10-12 21:22:47
Ace stands up with his circle of poker chums, clinks beers together in a fairwell toast, & engages in a group head-thrown-back, pour-beer-down-the-throat belch-like-drunken-frat-boys crush-cans-against-the-forehead toss-the-crushed-can-

pucks-into-the-recycling-bin laughing-our-butts-off moment.
Back slaps all around, hoots & hollers & cheers & comments about me inviting (Block) over next time, & then my garage is left for me to clean up alone.
Not that I mind, the fun & comorauderie was worth it, & the bonding we've done is the cement that keeps us watching each other's backs.
So I'll grab the push broom to sweep the floor & empty the dust pan into the trash can; wipe off the chairs & stack them back in the corner; gather up all the cards & chips into the casino-style spinny thing before putting it back in the

cabinet where it belongs; wipe off the table, fold the legs back up, & roll it like a tire into the corner behind the stacked chairs; then activate the alarm, shut off the lights, & go back into my upstairs apartment.
I'm full of beer & potato chips, but maybe I'll grab a sammich from the fridge before heading for bed...

Reaching for the fridge handle I catch a whiff of my underarm funk & give an eye watering, nose crinkled, cat gagging gesture.
Ok, forget the sammich, it's shower time for this malodorous monkey!
So I'll turn on my heels with the fridge still shut, head for my room & peel off my clothes along the way, hoping I still have enough body wash left to get up a decent lather.
...oh yeah, and that Bob my House Ghost doesn't decide to take this opportunity to turn the water ice cold & freeze my hoop into a giant naked popscicle...
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