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The "Diabetic Device" Section. by ShadowSystems2012-06-24 14:43:26
  Could color-sampling and this tattoo help? by magpie492012-12-13 23:32:57
    That, and it involves a tattoo... by ShadowSystems 2012-12-14 18:27:41
You just KNOW that *I* would try to get it inked somewhere inappropriate, and thus ruin the devices ability to properly read.

(TSA Security Goon at the Airport) Sir? Why are you naked, and why is there a box strapped to your genitals?
"I'm Diabetic & that's my Insulin Pump!"
Goon: Fine. But why are you naked?
"Because Fish don't ride bicycles!"
Goon: Sir. I'm going to have to ask you to step out of line for a more thorough searching...
"WHEEE! Full Body Cavity Searches for EVERYBODY!"
Goon: Ummm... that's just *wrong*...
"I call Dibs on the probity things!"
Goon: I'm *so* over-due for a vacation...
"Take a Plane! You get free probings! WHEEEEEEE!"

XD XD XD hahahaha


Seriously though, I'm intrigued by the potential, but I'd be concerned with the longevity of the tattoo, and the accuracy of the reader.
If the "ink" starts to fade, does the reader's accuracy go to hell?
How long is the reader accurate for, and what would I have to do to calibrate it?
How much would this cost? Can I get the tattoo done on a lunch break ("Out Patient Procedure") or is it an over night thing?
Will it be covered by my MedIns, or is it an Out Of Pocket expense?
Can I get different designs on the tattoo? What if I want the "Don't Panic!" HitchHiker's Guide logo?
(I just had the horrid thought of some *truely* sick b7 getting the tattoo done in the Goat.CX design... *ewww*)

But I like the concept.
Getting a tattoo that can be read by something the size/weight of my wrist watch? NEAT!
=-)
[ Reply ]
      I don't know the answers. by magpie492012-12-16 11:00:15
        and from a different university... by magpie492012-12-16 13:26:12
          You had me at Lasers. =-D by ShadowSystems2012-12-16 17:18:36
            This is not the world of Austin Powers by firehawk2012-12-19 11:01:52
              Like the one on my head matters? =-)p by ShadowSystems2012-12-19 17:01:59
                *dials* Hello, central distribution? by firehawk2012-12-22 09:50:18
                  A delivery Semi pulls up outside your place... by ShadowSystems2012-12-22 17:30:17
        You might not know the answers, but by ShadowSystems2012-12-16 17:09:47
          Thank you. Came up with more questions by magpie492012-12-20 20:33:33
            Woot! Thanks! *HUGS* by ShadowSystems2012-12-20 23:30:54

 

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