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Bloom County | by AG_wyvern | 2015-08-20 00:03:39 |
| 2015 August 11 |
by AG_wyvern |
2015-08-20 00:29:12 |
4-panel daily strip
Setting: Binkley's father's bedroom. Dad is in bed.
Panel 1: Binkley is standing beside the bed, eyes pinched closed, hair askew, sleepy symbols floating around his head. Yes, he's sleepwalking.
Binkley (yelling): "DAD!! GLOBAL WARMING IS HAPPENING!!"
Dad (eyes bursting open, yelling as he wakes up): "WHAT!? YES! HELLO?"
Panel 2: Binkley standing on the foot of the bed, still sleepwalking. Dad sitting upright. Sleepy symbols abound around both of them.
Binkley (yelling): "LOS ANGELES!! SOON TO BE DROWNED LIKE A TRAPPED RAT!"
Dad (speaking groggily): "Is that bad? What's your plan son?!"
Panel 3:
Binkley (yelling, flinging arms wide, paper flying in the air, a box sits on his father's legs): "RECYCLED KLEENEX!"
Dad (yelling groggily, tipping forward): "GOOD PLAN! SNOT KNOWS NOT!"
Panel 4:
Binkley (marching off the end of the bed, yelling, still asleep): "PLANET SAVED!! BACK TO THE PRECIOUS OBLIVION OF UNCONSCIOUSNESS!!"
Dad (face planted in lap): "As if you ever bleeping left."
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Recycled KleenX, otherwise known as... | by ShadowSystems | 2015-08-20 17:44:12 |
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