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How to tell if you're Depressed...	by ShadowSystems	2010-10-16 02:05:37
Hugs ShadowSystems	by ideur	2010-10-16 09:50:16
I'm working in the tourist industry. Every now and then we have blind guest traveling the world alone! I know they will never see the town, but they can experience all the music much better. Get some kind of an order into the fridge. In example beer on the top shelf, sodas on the middle shelf, dog food stuff in the lowest shelf in the door. Make sure to throw away a beer if it is found in the middle of the sodas. Get a old fashioned microwave, one with a mechanical timer. This way you can at least guess if you select ten minutes or one minute. I know that this will take more than just a little while. Learn Braille, so you can sit in your soft chair and read a book from the library. P.S. Don't forget: You have a good reason to feel up your sons girlfriend. (once!)
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