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How might the world be different if... | by ShadowSystems | 2022-02-23 07:28:19 |
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My face would be slapped so many times, | by postaljohn | 2022-02-23 12:04:02 |
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HR departments would always be so busy also (n/t) | by oortael | 2022-02-23 12:42:02 |
| Securities Exchange Commission (SEC) filings |
by ShadowSystems |
2022-02-23 13:31:04 |
would be much less full of marketing buzzword bingo bs, "forward looking statements", and other forms of such bulls4.
No more telling the workers one thing, claiming another to the SEC, and using the difference to buy yourself a new gold toilet for your trillion dollar UberYacht.
No more moving money to off shore tax havens to prevent it from getting taxed, the IRS would simply ask "Is this *completely* true?" of your tax return, to which you couldn't hide the fact that you were lying out your a3.
Relationships would hit walls.
"Honey, does this dress make my butt look big?" style questions would invariably destroy otherwise long term stable relationships.
"Dear, am I still handsome?" would crush the man's ego like an egg under an orbitally dropped Sperm Whale.
Children would never be left alone ever again.
Dad: Son, where do you think you're going?
Son: Out.
Dad: Out where?
Son: Just around.
Dad: Sit your a3 down. You are NOT allowed to go to your friend's house to smoke pot & get drunk.
Son: Awww dad, but all my friends are doing it!
Dad: If all your friends were jumping off a cliff like a bunch of mindless lemmings, would you do that too?
Son: Sure! Base jumping is cool!
Dad: Who said anything about parachutes?
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Currently, filings aren't done in person. (n/t) | by kahuana | 2022-02-23 14:37:20 |
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