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[postaljohn] Diary of postaljohn Updated/Posted: 2007-06-05 07:36:09
Hi, one and all! Yes, I do work for the US postal service. Fortunately for all, when I feel the need to play with sharp objects because of the people at work, I come home and cook (and use sharp knives on cuts of meat and veggies!)

As far as my geekiness goes, I went back to school several years ago, and have my certificates in programming and database admin. as far as languages go, I've taken Pascal, C/C++, Visual Basic (available, not big M$ fan), Java. Databases: Access, and Oracle, and am playing around with MySQL.

my various boxen: Win XP, Fedora, and Red Hat 8. Yes, I do have three computers, and sometimes they're all cranking away at the same time.

Phoon's comment on the morning of 2007-03-27 really struck a chord with me. At least s/he comes across on text as being competent and witty. I'm more like a bull in a china shop, even after careful editing.

(5 June 2007) I stand corrected. Phoon's postings lately have been profanity-laced, and I even called the mods to delete his SOTM by afroman (from just before rollover).(back to previous post)

Phoon was talking about how on the web, appearances don't matter. Several years ago, I was between 265-270 pounds. I'm now down to ~215. I was down to 205 earlier, but I'm too fond of the wine. I'd like to get down to ~180, which is about idea for my height.

raznfrazn work! I've just spent the last shift being scared (no, make that terrified out of my mind). It was to the point where I was barely functional, much less housebroken. Management keeps trying to tell us that they're committed to making the system a safe place to work. HA! I've been working in close proximity to one individual. I try not to get anywhere near his space. I don't want him to hear me hum, breathe, or even think. If the right geek job comes along, I'm saying "screw the postal retirement that I've earned". I'm getting my posterior out of there </rant>. I've just ordered sed & awk, and STL for C++ Programmers from Amazon. On my nights off for the next several months, after I get those books, I'm going to chain(chain?, h4! marry) myself to my Linux boxes, and get to know those books backwards and forwards.

The promise of a decent retirement just isn't worth the feeling that I'm going to be carried out of the building, toes up, before I'll be able to collect.
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I've been doing a lot of reading and thinking by postaljohn2021-10-15 14:04:19
  Combine all the bases into one... by ShadowSystems2021-10-16 12:52:27
    We can't do all that right off the bat. by postaljohn2021-11-18 18:25:43
      Ah, ok, I understand now... by ShadowSystems2021-11-19 12:59:52
        There you go. by postaljohn2021-11-19 17:30:33
          What would be a good name for the lunar megaplex? by ShadowSystems2021-11-20 12:38:58
            Myself, I think the first lunar bases by postaljohn2022-01-06 12:47:40
              I wholeheartedly agree & approve. by ShadowSystems2022-01-07 12:32:34
            Moonbase Alpha by rebill2021-11-30 12:50:36
              That's no moonbase! by ShadowSystems2021-12-01 12:57:23
I've gotten six new space colonization/business by postaljohn2021-09-09 13:52:20
  Catapults. Really Big Catapults... by ShadowSystems2021-09-20 09:07:56
    On the lunar surface, yes. by postaljohn2021-09-21 13:38:46
      let me be clear. by postaljohn2021-09-21 22:11:05
        She'd go broke. by ShadowSystems2021-09-23 10:32:40
Try this again. by postaljohn2021-09-05 14:52:27
New stray thoughts by postaljohn2021-09-04 09:37:11
  I think too many upper managers would fail... by ShadowSystems2021-09-05 09:10:54
    On an Island colony, which would be by postaljohn2021-09-05 15:26:24
      Mmmmm... Soylent Green Jello! by ShadowSystems2021-09-06 10:44:01
    If it's an off-planet site, by postaljohn2021-09-05 14:59:41
Very stray thoughts by postaljohn2021-06-06 11:22:36
  Needs more badmitton. by ShadowSystems2021-06-10 12:22:35
I think NASA and SpaceX are making the same by postaljohn2021-06-04 11:50:14
  Because that would be logical & too expensive. by ShadowSystems2021-06-05 13:18:29
I' m still learning. by postaljohn2021-06-04 11:40:23
Any economics majors out there? by postaljohn2021-02-20 15:30:15
  I'd buy a cargo hauler & start a delivery service. by ShadowSystems2021-03-02 11:36:10
The SS Elizabeth Johnson successfully launched by postaljohn2021-02-20 14:52:03
Any power systems for the colonists by postaljohn2021-02-19 17:45:28
  Would a Solar Collector Farm be best? by ShadowSystems2021-02-20 11:10:22
    I'm talking about the power to the colony itself by postaljohn2021-02-20 14:27:15
Education on the colonies. by postaljohn2021-01-22 10:37:02
I'm hoping for the Island Colonies to get by postaljohn2021-01-22 10:06:59
Just a thought. by postaljohn2021-01-10 13:35:28
Richard Nixon missed a golden opportunity by postaljohn2021-01-10 13:21:21
Congratulations. You've been selected for by postaljohn2021-01-07 22:02:59
  I'd also put my computing books on the flash drive by postaljohn2021-01-10 14:01:58
    If we're allowed to bring software... by ShadowSystems2021-01-11 11:28:51
  I think one thing I'd put on my drive by postaljohn2021-01-08 21:23:51
    With a large enough collection of texts, by postaljohn2021-01-22 03:00:03
      The greatest phrase in scientific discovery... by ShadowSystems2021-01-22 09:11:59
    Uh-oh by postaljohn2021-01-08 21:29:33
      If we were to establish Island colonies, by postaljohn2021-01-08 21:55:06
        Pluto lighting! by ShadowSystems2021-01-09 13:31:48
  I'd need one HELL of a large capacity FlashDrive.. by ShadowSystems2021-01-08 13:17:51
It's time to start posting here again. (n/t) by postaljohn2021-01-07 21:44:40
  You could be right. (n/t) by TheCatMan2021-03-11 15:34:18
My thoughts on ISIL- how I think we can fight back by postaljohn2015-11-17 12:31:02
Aye, me buckos. It almost be Talk Like A Pirate by postaljohn2015-09-08 06:25:46
up to Auburn last night by postaljohn2014-09-20 09:31:39
I wonder by postaljohn2014-09-17 09:00:52
I've been getting back into game theory by postaljohn2014-09-17 07:57:41
  the reason I went to Mom's place for the weekend by postaljohn2014-09-17 08:08:41
    *sends hugs, vibes, and fuzzies* by Garrinka2014-09-17 17:52:55
    *SoulRechargingHugs* (n/t) by ShadowSystems2014-09-17 10:37:26
    s/2012/2014 (n/t) by postaljohn2014-09-17 09:12:40
      {{{postaljohn}}} by kreedah2014-09-17 12:17:30
    {{{postaljohn, postalmom}}} by firehawk2014-09-17 09:04:23
      the cancer has spread by postaljohn2014-09-17 09:11:13
        Good for her, if that is how she wishes. by wwill2014-09-17 09:29:40
          ^^^ What he said. by radiowave9112014-09-17 10:13:07
            I lost my mom to colon cancer. by Klaranth2014-09-17 13:52:03
              I lost dad in 1999 by postaljohn2014-09-20 09:07:09
            I've had plenty of time by postaljohn2014-09-17 11:26:14
I'm working on a Matrix class in C++. by postaljohn2013-08-08 10:30:57
Referring to this: by postaljohn2010-11-15 13:41:57
I'm back! by postaljohn2009-10-06 13:38:36
  s/Bammer/Balmer/ by postaljohn2009-10-06 13:39:44
WTF just happened? by postaljohn2009-06-26 11:50:51
They're alive! They're alive, I tell you! by postaljohn2009-06-10 11:24:39
I have until next Wednesday by postaljohn2009-01-28 13:09:06
Nummers. Pizza and soda! by postaljohn2009-01-19 11:22:11
*snerk* by postaljohn2009-01-12 12:51:12
  s/at work/not at work/ (n/t) by postaljohn2009-01-12 12:57:06
Struck by the absurdity of it all by postaljohn2008-12-24 00:52:21
  Apparently, I haven't s7 up too badly. by postaljohn2008-12-24 00:57:10
It had to have been a postal inspector by postaljohn2008-02-12 06:55:21
  It scares the carp out of me, by postaljohn2008-02-12 08:18:47
email contact by postaljohn2008-01-08 06:49:35
  That is the longest way I have seen an email by todAnthony2008-01-08 07:37:04
    I have to obscuficate this sucker by postaljohn2008-01-08 11:22:07
      Oh I get it and I say Bravo by todAnthony2008-01-09 07:17:41
Yah! by postaljohn2007-10-23 01:06:55
  She's moving on! by postaljohn2007-11-02 11:37:34
  I'm doing by postaljohn2007-10-23 10:02:10
YAY! \o\ \o/ /o/ by postaljohn2007-10-16 00:02:41
Attn: kyrasantae by postaljohn2007-06-13 02:26:10
  Yes! by postaljohn2007-06-13 03:21:21
work is getting easier by postaljohn2007-05-23 03:28:35
Replies to Excel Question here... (n/t) by postaljohn2007-05-18 11:25:56
  Thanks, one and all by postaljohn2007-05-22 01:10:21
  Part 1) would Paste special - values work? by Menetlaus2007-05-18 11:47:07
    Paste specials-values does work by postaljohn2007-05-22 01:31:48
    Macro by tepidpond2007-05-18 12:19:52
      I'll make the necessary changes by postaljohn2007-05-18 14:16:19
      Thanks! by postaljohn2007-05-18 13:06:20
    part 1) by postaljohn2007-05-18 12:16:22
Yah! by postaljohn2007-05-15 03:42:00
hoping that this week is the week by postaljohn2007-05-04 10:36:47
  Yay! by postaljohn2007-05-06 21:11:59
finally broke down and got by postaljohn2007-05-04 09:51:57
  At the very least, by postaljohn2007-05-04 11:10:04
ATTN: CALL-198 by postaljohn2007-04-09 13:39:35
  That notation might be slighly confusing. by CALL-1982007-04-09 14:03:24
    Well, by postaljohn2007-04-09 14:06:52
      Right, the nation on page 361 is refering to... by CALL-1982007-04-09 14:12:35
        don't hurry by postaljohn2007-04-09 14:14:27
Question on Networking by postaljohn2007-04-09 13:12:07
  Thanks one and all by postaljohn2007-04-09 14:12:28
    See here. by CALL-1982007-04-09 14:17:13
  Two solutions. by CALL-1982007-04-09 14:08:19
  what kind of internet connection do you have? by altordwm2007-04-09 14:03:45
    note to self: by postaljohn2007-04-09 14:25:07
    tnx by postaljohn2007-04-09 14:09:03
Yay! I got my copy of by postaljohn2007-04-06 10:08:02
  Pointer back to discussion: by CALL-1982007-04-06 13:52:06
Spawn TLP so folks can respond (n/t) by postaljohn2007-03-27 00:41:40
  DON'T PANIC by todAnthony2007-03-27 12:13:11
    Don't panic? by postaljohn2007-03-27 12:43:53
  Clutter coordinates recieved. by raptor_872007-03-27 12:11:57
    Missile away! by sgrunt2007-03-28 06:32:55
  Ballistic Clutter Submarine by jermschmitt2007-03-27 07:43:33
  Random response with clutter. by leonidus2007-03-27 06:33:30
  Clutterscope tracking... by sgrunt2007-03-27 06:30:38

 

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