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What would you do if... by ShadowSystems 2022-02-27 01:22:06
*KA CHUNK*
*Suddenly you've been catapulted out over the duck pond*
*There is a big, inflated, floating "bullseye island" at the center of the pond*
*You reach the apogee of your ballistic arch, the island comes into full view, & you've probably got a few seconds of flight time left to try & adjust your eventual landing spot by a foot or two in either direction*
*The ducks are busily attempting to move the island so you hit the water instead*
*It will be a very close call as to whether you reach the island in time, or if the ducks succeed in ensuring yours is a watery splash*

Quick! What do you do?
[ Reply ]
  Flap my arms and make quacking sounds by wabbit652022-02-27 02:41:59
    *Wraps you in a feather suit* by ShadowSystems2022-02-27 05:13:52
  *Fires up rocket pack* (n/t) by oortael2022-02-27 03:04:23
    Good thing I had beans for dinner? by roger G. rapid2022-02-27 03:17:04
      *Paints you a cheery neon pink* by ShadowSystems2022-02-27 05:20:00
        Hm, they've stopped moving the island. by roger G. rapid2022-02-27 07:31:46
    *Reforms the rocket nozzles* by ShadowSystems2022-02-27 05:18:30
      *Gets abducted by aliens here to come give by oortael2022-02-27 06:53:24
        Thanks for all the fish. by ShadowSystems2022-02-27 12:36:19
  Re-apply clothing as wings/sails. by roger G. rapid2022-02-27 03:32:37
    Shadow has an account on Hedgehog by wabbit652022-02-27 04:11:55
      Thanks. HH may have another future applicant then. by roger G. rapid2022-02-27 04:31:39
        want to keep your current nick on Hedgehog? by Klaranth2022-02-27 08:50:49
          Yes, please. Thanks, Klaranth. by roger G. rapid2022-02-27 13:52:48
            Sent (n/t) by Klaranth2022-02-27 14:25:57
              Received & registered @HH. Looks good. Thx. by roger G. rapid2022-02-27 22:00:23
      *Paints you a neon bright shade of chartruse* by ShadowSystems2022-02-27 05:24:39
    *Decorates you in popcorn* by ShadowSystems2022-02-27 05:22:41
      Oh my. They'll just eat me up. by roger G. rapid2022-02-27 07:48:14
  Yell "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" by firehawk2022-02-27 08:22:42
    The ducks see you coming... by ShadowSystems2022-02-27 12:40:38
      Oi! What did I do wrong? by firehawk2022-02-27 16:13:46
        You forgot to invite them by ShadowSystems2022-02-27 17:33:47
          I couldn't do that to the nuns? by firehawk2022-02-27 22:46:51

 

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