*Inserts a picture of a Sabre Toothed Tiger licking his own crotch, both rear legs straight up like a football ref signalling a touchdown, tail stuck straight out from beneath in a parody of an erection*
*Inserts a pic of a cat walking away, tail high in the air, bunghole festooned with dingleberries & dandelion fluff, the caption reads "I like traffic lights!"*
*Inserts a photo of a basket of kittens nursing against their mother; she's stretched out on her side, head up on the padded end of the basket, smiling down at her babies; she's a fluffy white longhair with creamy brown tufts at the tips of her ears, over each eye like eyeliner makeup on a Human, her paw tips are as if someone gave her a pedicure in milk chocolate, and the tip of her tail sports a swirl of creamy brown as if someone tried to turn her into a SwirlyPop; her kittens are all fluffy, white, & creamy browns, like someone drizzled marshmallows with milk chocolate; they're crowded at her teats, feeding happily, tails lashing in pleasure, & the whole thing so cute it goes from merely Ludicrous to Plaid*
There. Cat pics. Please don't lick the fuzzy things, hairballs get annoying.
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