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Cartoon for May 07, 2007
Strip for May 07, 2007
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Choking down a slimfast by krisguy2007-05-08 07:46:55
  I usually have a bowl of cereal, but by Arman X2007-05-27 16:10:41
"troll for supernovas"? So how do you do that? by hieraco2007-05-07 23:46:49
  Rockstar supernova is teh suxor! :-) (n/t) by kahuana2007-05-07 23:56:13
ATTN Shadowsystems :eMail call (n/t) by Klaranth2007-05-07 23:34:15
Quick! I need a link to one of those miscevous by siibr2007-05-07 22:36:07
  Here you go by bimkins2007-05-07 23:00:39
  Don't worry by hobbs2007-05-07 22:47:11
    Cute indeed, but it's gotta have the WERDS! by siibr2007-05-07 22:54:54
      Mine were mostly from Bavaria.. by Bavarian2007-05-08 03:27:31
  You're posting here.... by Stuka2007-05-07 22:37:27
  I need it in order to prove that I am not. wierd. (n/t) by siibr2007-05-07 22:36:56
    Oh crap (can I say that here?) I just misspelled by siibr2007-05-07 22:39:07
      Oh, so much for privacy. I was TALKING to MYSELF! by siibr2007-05-07 22:40:10
        Now, that wasn't wierd, it was just offensive... by siibr2007-05-07 22:41:15
Nooo! drinking alcohol shrinks your brain :P by Garrinka2007-05-07 22:21:53
  Oooo. Eiswein. by leonidus2007-05-07 23:05:14
  Also it helps weed out the weaker brain cells by hieraco2007-05-07 23:05:01
  It's like everywhere in nature.. by count_02007-05-07 22:51:21
  linken borken by Freakazoid2007-05-07 22:44:04
    Give me a sec.. dang msn.. :P by Garrinka2007-05-07 22:53:33
      You sure it works now? by Skelwar2009-05-04 10:54:25
  Maybe your brain was shrinking anyhow, and it made by siibr2007-05-07 22:34:45
Tonight's '24' by ag_wyvern2007-05-07 22:09:11
yummy! Pot Roast cooked in home made mead. :P by JustnCase2007-05-07 21:42:40
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2007-05-07 21:00:02
Wow, where did the day go? by sgrunt2007-05-07 20:16:10
  <-----That way. by themadkansan2007-05-07 20:23:00
    Too late, it's already almost gone :) (n/t) by sgrunt2007-05-07 20:23:53
Woohoo! by MrTrick2007-05-07 19:12:02
  Care to explain the Spawn-Creep Diode? by williamashbless2007-05-07 19:21:38
    Sure... by MrTrick2007-05-07 19:37:13
      Very clever. I shall learn from your teachings... by williamashbless2007-05-07 19:41:20
Attn Klaranth: Walking Cane by ahriman2007-05-07 18:36:16
  Go to an antiques shop. by RetiQlum22007-05-07 21:41:40
Biggest star ever seen likely blown by antimatter by shminux2007-05-07 18:18:01
  Eta Carinae. DAYSTAR number 2 :) by jeff_uk2007-05-07 23:19:53
  I thought that 5Xaol_mass==Black hole? by RetiQlum22007-05-07 22:14:39
    Freudian slip? by Stuka2007-05-07 23:15:58
    Anything heavier than about 1.4 solar masses by shminux2007-05-07 22:42:42
  antimatter denied the incident by basher202007-05-07 18:31:32
    and furthermore, there is no law of physics by run.dll2007-05-07 19:20:52
Why the heck was I not invited??? by lab rat2007-05-07 18:04:56
  Because you didn't tell me about it. by RetiQlum22007-05-07 20:18:30
  You mean your not... by VivianC2007-05-07 19:40:57
    I don't get it either. (n/t) by lab rat2007-05-07 19:48:11
  Maybe, but you can't be trusted not to trip by SouthpawPL2007-05-07 19:25:36
  The naked macarena at the Republican Convention by basher202007-05-07 18:45:23
  Richard Wolffe, Newsweek, and Paula Cuello (wife) by run.dll2007-05-07 18:16:09
  Insurance regulations:) by hactar the uhhh2007-05-07 18:13:02
    Maybe, tripping over the Queen's feet and falling by lab rat2007-05-07 18:17:51
  There wasn't enough bubblewrap? (n/t) by subbywan2007-05-07 18:12:09
    I dunno, but it might clash with a proper hat. (n/ (n/t) by lab rat2007-05-07 18:14:07
  Because that way, you don't make the others by CynicalRyan2007-05-07 18:07:07
    So true. Ya know I have an ante-bellum dress by lab rat2007-05-07 18:12:34
      It would clash with my anti-deluvian dress by voxwoman2007-05-07 19:19:50
        How about an energy dress? by staticsan2007-05-07 20:14:14
    I wasnt invited because Im a security risk. by joecrouse2007-05-07 18:10:03
Buckaroo Banzai by hactar the uhhh2007-05-07 17:42:25
  That movie spawned a nick name. LOL (n/t) by Silverfire2007-05-09 21:59:04
  Wierd. Space aired that on Saturday. by kahuana2007-05-07 23:58:21
  No matter where you go, there you are.(n/t) by geopsychic2007-05-07 17:49:07
  *eats hactar's DVD* by sgrunt2007-05-07 17:48:49
    Nooooooooo! by hactar the uhhh2007-05-07 18:03:34
      Rips and burns Hactar a copy from my library by hieraco2007-05-07 22:57:47
        Me too Me too Pretty please :) by Garrinka2007-05-07 23:01:32
          *Sets up shop* by hieraco2007-05-08 00:55:16
VHS? by flatlander2007-05-07 17:31:56
  For quality: by Tyop2007-05-07 21:12:32
  Either one is more reliable than those $%&@ing DVD by shminux2007-05-07 17:42:33
    I'd like to see you play a Betamax on a PC ;) (n/t by MikeCDN2007-05-07 17:49:18
      Done it (n/t) by themadkansan2007-05-07 20:15:49
      At least it's consistently unsupported. :p (n/t) by maximumbob2007-05-07 19:16:04
  Neither by MikeCDN2007-05-07 17:35:35
Everyone was sure to weigh in on Real ID, right? by toysbfun2007-05-07 17:17:16
  What does reliable identification have to do with by admeralthrawn2007-05-07 17:22:04
    It's a symbol by hobbs2007-05-07 18:03:21
      The federal system died a long time ago by Stuka2007-05-07 22:06:16
        But there's always another nail ;) (n/t) by hobbs2007-05-07 22:44:19
      I Agree. by Taelor2007-05-07 22:00:36
    Because... by MrTrick2007-05-07 17:45:50
    Ignoring any privacy issues, by toysbfun2007-05-07 17:26:54
      So what if it's been cracked? by admeralthrawn2007-05-07 17:33:26
        A terrorist organization funded by by toysbfun2007-05-07 17:45:56
My Mom's cute sometimes.. in a parinoid scitzo way by MikeCDN2007-05-07 17:01:59
  Okay, that's very funny. :) by farfalla2007-05-07 17:14:34
  SOT-Mike's-mom-M: Headhunter - Front 242. by Sharku2007-05-07 17:13:57
Move over kitty, new 'cuteness' in the house. by Danu2007-05-07 17:01:30
  o. My. Gosh. by lab rat2007-05-07 17:28:34
  Aaaawwwwww. Is that a St. Bernard? (n/t) by Peace_man2007-05-07 17:05:46
    I'm thinking bulldog (n/t) by emlaabs2007-05-07 17:19:12
      I think you're right -- looks like a bulldog by oot2007-05-07 17:33:31
        :) bulldog (n/t) by Danu2007-05-07 17:36:29
          \o/ I was right! (n/t) by emlaabs2007-05-07 21:49:56
      Looks like a pug to me. DesertRat66 should see it. (n/t) by Snate2007-05-07 17:31:45
        D'oh, definitely not pug. (n/t) by Snate2007-05-07 17:39:14
Real estate brings the crazy. (n/t) by farfalla2007-05-07 16:17:36
  For you too? by Illiad2007-05-07 16:23:20
    But you're right about not selling by farfalla2007-05-07 17:03:13
    How about Lake Cowichan? :) by farfalla2007-05-07 17:00:08
I just realised I know very few about the Big Bang by scum2007-05-07 16:15:45
  The big bang does not necessarily explain... by Nath32007-05-07 18:14:57
  The big bang and God are not incompatible by admeralthrawn2007-05-07 17:27:07
    you could. but it rarely helps the advancement by shminux2007-05-07 17:32:48
      Didn't stop Newton. Or Brahe. Or Kopernikus... (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-05-07 18:02:13
        None of them invoked the God hypothesis by shminux2007-05-07 18:19:43
          All of them believed God had some place, though by admeralthrawn2007-05-07 20:08:09
            Nothing wrong with doing science and by shminux2007-05-07 21:04:03
              I couldn't agree more. (n/t) by admeralthrawn2007-05-07 23:41:04
  A singularity is basically a black hole. by RetiQlum22007-05-07 17:08:12
    No, it isn't. Though there is one inside a black h by shminux2007-05-07 17:23:00
      I think they can, but they tend to spawn universes (n/t) by kelli2172007-05-07 21:04:18
      What part of "simplistic" did you not understand? (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-05-07 20:20:44
        the one where it was wrong :) (n/t) by shminux2007-05-07 21:04:49
  First find out if he has an agenda. by shminux2007-05-07 17:07:17
  In put it in a simple way, a singularity by AndyA2007-05-07 16:56:32
    Why God would want to trick us... by Taelor2007-05-07 22:20:27
  The beginning of time.... and the 'singularity'... by williamashbless2007-05-07 16:30:17
    That is eaxactly what gives me a headache by scum2007-05-08 00:11:14
    A physicist friend of mine says... by basher202007-05-07 18:40:52
  Maybe send him a cartoon? by toysbfun2007-05-07 16:26:47
  Your friend is wrong. by Illiad2007-05-07 16:21:56
    For a given value of 'prior.' by RetiQlum22007-05-07 17:07:16
      To paraphrase what might be god: by rorajoey2007-05-07 20:26:40
    Concisely put. I just rambled. :) (n/t) by williamashbless2007-05-07 16:31:15
  Maybe the passage of time is like the ln function by maximumbob2007-05-07 16:17:31
So it turns out I'm "overqualified" by sab04032007-05-07 16:03:06
  Ask the interviewer to recommend you for a more by archnerd2007-05-07 17:13:04
  "Overqualification" often means... by Illiad2007-05-07 16:13:24
    Been there. "We think you'll get bored." (n/t) by farfalla2007-05-07 16:17:16
      Funny My resume got me the same answer by joecrouse2007-05-07 16:18:32
        What's frustating is that by sab04032007-05-07 16:30:06
  Usually it means by Fandango2007-05-07 16:11:03
    Even though the pay by sab04032007-05-07 16:21:18
      you've got nothing to lose by chijik2007-05-07 16:55:46
      What can you do. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-05-07 16:27:03
        If that's not a rethorical question: by sab04032007-05-07 16:34:55
Would useing a cat generated encryption key by joecrouse2007-05-07 15:57:22
  Put catnip on the keyboard.. by rorajoey2007-05-07 20:53:15
  Can you rely on the cat's confidence? by run.dll2007-05-07 17:12:27
  I know asdfgh is a bad password by toysbfun2007-05-07 16:02:08
%&!#@$@$#^&*!@#$^ING car. by themadkansan2007-05-07 15:51:28
  at least we found it before the wheels fell off... (n/t) by ihavebigpiranha2007-05-07 16:53:37
Free PHP hosting by toysbfun2007-05-07 15:50:48
  110mb.com perhaps? by Freakazoid2007-05-07 16:52:14
    Have you used/heard anything particularly good by toysbfun2007-05-07 17:14:15
      I still have an account with them by Freakazoid2007-05-07 17:31:02
      I don't think your going to find anything 'great' by MikeCDN2007-05-07 17:21:09
        not to shill or anything but by robertltux2007-05-07 20:04:15
          I recently left lunarpages by MikeCDN2007-05-07 21:31:17
            Password fiasco? by Freakazoid2007-05-07 22:46:34
          If I had $7/month, I'd sign up for this. (n/t) by toysbfun2007-05-07 20:48:57
Should I apply to a company that by joecrouse2007-05-07 15:32:44
  No. by RetiQlum22007-05-07 17:10:27
  Yeah, because it might be the big boss by bastetsmuse2007-05-07 16:19:33
    Will try again tommorow. by joecrouse2007-05-07 16:28:05
  Yes by oot2007-05-07 15:54:45
  apply, then reject them by chijik2007-05-07 15:38:58
    What happened to professionalism?? by subbywan2007-05-07 15:41:32
      rejecting an offer by chijik2007-05-07 18:04:45
        who said rejection Im talking not calling back. (n (n/t) by joecrouse2007-05-07 18:11:19
          call back :) by chijik2007-05-07 18:36:21
        Applying only so you CAN reject them by subbywan2007-05-07 18:09:59
  Depends on who called. by AndyA2007-05-07 15:38:36
    Unknown 2 didnt even leave a company name. by joecrouse2007-05-07 15:40:25
PHONE/OFFICE PET PEEVE by bastetsmuse2007-05-07 15:08:03
  I had to call Logitech once by MikeCDN2007-05-07 17:42:41
  professionalism by chijik2007-05-07 15:31:08
    Now wait one minute... by bastetsmuse2007-05-07 16:16:05
      um by chijik2007-05-07 16:44:29
        Ah, but I made it clear I was ranting by bastetsmuse2007-05-07 17:11:09
          allow me to introduce myself by chijik2007-05-07 17:33:24
      PS ... however, I reserve the right by bastetsmuse2007-05-07 16:17:58
        Hold, please. by hactar the uhhh2007-05-07 16:30:42
  Depends on the definition of long distance. by AndyA2007-05-07 15:21:20
  The cell minutes thing might be legit. by Phoon2007-05-07 15:17:37
    Yes, agreed. by bastetsmuse2007-05-07 16:16:56
Me likes it, me likes it very much by BorgKing2007-05-07 14:48:35
  My curiosity is now piqued. by radiowave9112007-05-07 18:00:53
  Could I grab an invite? by isaac leese2007-05-07 16:26:32
  Is Alliance Atlantis available in the US? by voxwoman2007-05-07 15:18:52
    Official website states it as not on in CA. by BorgKing2007-05-07 15:57:39
  If labrat's invites are out., email me at by BorgKing2007-05-07 15:12:43
  I have invites as well. by lab rat2007-05-07 15:07:50
    Thanks much, labrat! by hactar the uhhh2007-05-07 16:26:29
  OK, now I'm curious by voxwoman2007-05-07 14:54:54
    Done. (n/t) by BorgKing2007-05-07 15:07:53
Freedom to tinker by Klaranth2007-05-07 14:46:13
How do you get someone out of your head? by Bellator2007-05-07 14:34:47
  Try fasting. (n/t) by zeitnot2007-05-08 04:14:27
  She picks her nose outside of work. (n/t) by TheGM2007-05-07 15:41:00
  Why is she in there to begin with? by Peace_man2007-05-07 15:15:54
  It's like quitting an addiction by cptspith2007-05-07 15:05:05
  Bin there. done that by astro-g2007-05-07 14:58:38
    A bit impractical that by Bellator2007-05-07 15:03:20
  Spells won't really work by voxwoman2007-05-07 14:50:53
    Getting a pet is a great idea by Bellator2007-05-07 14:57:32
      how about a ferret then? by voxwoman2007-05-07 15:16:29
  3 options spring to mind: by AndyA2007-05-07 14:40:33
  Ah... unrequited love... Turn it to good use: by shminux2007-05-07 14:38:23
    Deen there, done that... by Bellator2007-05-07 14:40:41
      That should of course be Been (n/t) by Bellator2007-05-07 14:41:45
  May I ask why? (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-05-07 14:37:06
    Yes (n/t) by Bellator2007-05-07 14:37:46
      But I'm not getting an answer, I take it. by CynicalRyan2007-05-07 14:42:02
        Like I said... by Bellator2007-05-07 14:49:41
          Saw that. Doesn't really change my advice. by CynicalRyan2007-05-07 15:04:12
        You don't get answers if you don't ask questions. (n/t) by AndyA2007-05-07 14:45:53
          And I cannot give advice, if I press to hard ;) (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-05-07 14:49:46
            eh, too.. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-05-07 14:59:52
      Why? (n/t) by hieraco2007-05-07 14:40:50
        Hey, he could ask why... by Bellator2007-05-07 14:46:59
          Reason 2 is a very valid reason (n/t) by voxwoman2007-05-07 14:52:56
            I've always considered it more of a guideline than by Bellator2007-05-07 15:00:30
        Hey! Imporsonating me isn't good your mental by CynicalRyan2007-05-07 14:43:37
Own your very own 128 bit integer! by Arachnid2007-05-07 14:13:59
  I disagree by carl522007-05-07 19:22:50
  Aside from the fun, by jiteo2007-05-07 14:35:54
    Actually, the DCMA doesn't allow for numbers by Formynder2007-05-07 16:52:34
      All digital IP is a number. :) (n/t) by Arachnid2007-05-07 19:15:54
      Isn't thoughtcrime wonderful? by themadkansan2007-05-07 17:08:06
    Zombies can run for office? by toysbfun2007-05-07 14:40:00
  Here are mine... Noone is allowed to use these! by kc5sdy2007-05-07 14:33:29
    By publishing them yourself, you're probably by Arachnid2007-05-07 15:21:06
  00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 01 by toysbfun2007-05-07 14:32:19
    Prior Art, Sorry copy write denied by hieraco2007-05-07 14:39:37
      Then I'll apply for a patent by toysbfun2007-05-07 14:43:20
    Oh noes! (n/t) by Michiel2007-05-07 14:38:54
  08 AE 35 C2 E7 BE A0 7A 5D 7D 64 29 78 29 AB BB by hieraco2007-05-07 14:30:00
    *wonders if he should mention that it's now by merlin2007-05-07 14:31:52
  w00t! mine is D4 1C 90 FC BF A3 10 72 E5 DF 54 88 (n/t) by thread_killer2007-05-07 14:27:15
  See my comment a little bit lower down by AndyA2007-05-07 14:18:54
I had a really weird dream last night by ayteebee2007-05-07 14:08:39
  I had one that I remember being scared by kc5sdy2007-05-07 14:20:41
    Sounds like last week's CSI (n/t) by vdp2007-05-07 14:28:29
      How is that? What happened on CSI? by kc5sdy2007-05-07 15:01:32
  Come to think of it, my dreams by ayteebee2007-05-07 14:18:18
Why I hate the Federal Government by merlin2007-05-07 14:08:14
  Build both classification systems in it. by Klaranth2007-05-07 14:38:51
  Tell them it's illegal to track ethnicity by subbywan2007-05-07 14:13:17
    It's illegal to base employement decisions on by merlin2007-05-07 14:14:37
      see, that to me seems illegal :P by subbywan2007-05-07 14:21:24
        But they need that info in order to by AndyA2007-05-07 14:28:36
          Actually, they want it to ensure that you are by merlin2007-05-07 14:31:11
        See, it doesn't matter. by CynicalRyan2007-05-07 14:24:06
*tears bits out of a stress ball with my teeth* by esbita2007-05-07 14:00:24
  At least two UFies have worked there by hieraco2007-05-07 14:24:33
    I'm an insurance broker. I know... by esbita2007-05-07 15:05:16
      Okie doky by hieraco2007-05-07 22:50:35
  Yeah, the worst combination... by ecthelion2007-05-07 14:05:34
Argh!!! *pounds head on desk* by ecthelion2007-05-07 13:33:23
  Just give them all five-button four-way scroll by Snate2007-05-07 13:58:51
    LOL... by ecthelion2007-05-07 14:03:44
      there's always the frag petal. by com_net2007-05-07 14:19:46
Best. Umbrella. EVER ! by Klaranth2007-05-07 13:28:24
  A conspiracy theorist's dream. by Sharku2007-05-07 15:59:16
  but does it keep you dry at windforce 10? (n/t) by madjo2007-05-07 14:09:08
    Yes. They tested it during the last storm by Klaranth2007-05-07 22:22:20
  Stealth Technology? by VivianC2007-05-07 13:33:57
    B2? Naw F117 by abaron2007-05-07 13:54:34
      You're right. (n/t) by VivianC2007-05-07 13:57:21
    I wondered why it looked familliar... (n/t) by shminux2007-05-07 13:50:48
  But can you fly with them? :-P (n/t) by sgrunt2007-05-07 13:32:32
    There is only one way to find out! by ideur2007-05-07 13:41:28
    Only if you're Mary Poppins. (n/t) by bimkins2007-05-07 13:36:46
One of the most important ingredients in a by Peace_man2007-05-07 13:25:15
  Here's a random though by nahkh2007-05-07 16:40:42
    Not so random at that. by Peace_man2007-05-07 17:04:38
      invoke heat shield by robertltux2007-05-07 20:37:40
      Education doesnt equal swayability. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-05-07 17:54:43
  Book suggestion: Dark Age Ahead, by Jane Jacobs by ecthelion2007-05-07 14:42:13
  That would imply, that politicians want a thinking by CynicalRyan2007-05-07 13:34:36
    I guess it's up to the population to regain by Peace_man2007-05-07 13:37:26
      Fine words from a gun-phobe. (n/t) by esbita2007-05-07 14:58:22
        What? by Peace_man2007-05-07 15:12:48
          They frequently are. Name one Coup by joecrouse2007-05-07 16:25:49
            Bloodless coups do occur from time to time by nahkh2007-05-07 16:49:43
              I didnt say bloodles I said requires by joecrouse2007-05-07 17:32:39
              Bloodless not the same as unarmed by subbywan2007-05-07 16:52:58
                To quote Al Capone: by nahkh2007-05-07 16:59:10
                  Bah. What did Al know? by Peace_man2007-05-07 17:28:14
                    They had to change the RULES by joecrouse2007-05-07 17:51:00
                    The ONLY thing they could pin on him by joecrouse2007-05-07 17:49:19
                    And that was the *only* think they could by subbywan2007-05-07 17:30:03
          Oh, we live in a democratic country, all right... by therantinggeek2007-05-07 15:51:14
          Read your history. by esbita2007-05-07 15:37:57
            Change does not have to happen all at once. by Peace_man2007-05-07 17:01:17
              You seem to think there is a huge by joecrouse2007-05-07 17:37:29
              That's just an excuse for no MEANINGFUL change. by esbita2007-05-07 17:11:22
                Well, if you insist on defining change in terms by Peace_man2007-05-07 17:26:26
                  What real change has any North American by joecrouse2007-05-07 17:39:16
                    I can think of 2 by subbywan2007-05-07 17:43:08
                      Whats so good about being 18 and able by joecrouse2007-05-07 17:47:48
                        The more people who vote, the better by subbywan2007-05-07 17:54:48
                          18 -25 year olds vote on emotion by joecrouse2007-05-07 19:22:41
                  I do. by CynicalRyan2007-05-07 17:38:16
                  D4 right I do. by esbita2007-05-07 17:32:59
                    I'm afraid I have been misunderstood. by Peace_man2007-05-07 23:20:48
                      I'm afraid you haven't been misunderstood. by esbita2007-05-08 09:20:40
                        And as for the "gun phobe" comment by esbita2007-05-08 09:26:45
                    *applauds* by DesertRat662007-05-07 18:32:51
                    Couldn't have said it better by joecrouse2007-05-07 17:44:15
          Guns are the only way to *ENSURE* by subbywan2007-05-07 15:23:23
            like the sig line say by robertltux2007-05-07 20:48:18
            Maybe we are talking about two different things. by Peace_man2007-05-07 16:54:31
              Peaceful? Without violence? by VivianC2007-05-07 19:47:09
              The rules are designed so that by joecrouse2007-05-07 17:34:21
              France is hardly a radical change by DesertRat662007-05-07 17:24:03
              That only happened because the people involved by subbywan2007-05-07 17:04:07
                You seem to be telling me why there are so few by Peace_man2007-05-07 17:22:26
                  Democracys DONT florish by joecrouse2007-05-07 17:36:15
                    yes/no by subbywan2007-05-07 17:39:58
                      BS the people are informed but they dont care (n/t by joecrouse2007-05-07 17:45:36
                        Correct. Hence the problem with the TLP by subbywan2007-05-07 17:48:20
                        What is the current state of the EU constitution? (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-05-07 17:48:16
                          limbo iirc? (n/t) by joecrouse2007-05-07 17:51:29
                            So, you aren't informed. by CynicalRyan2007-05-07 17:57:25
                              If it hasnt been ratified by joecrouse2007-05-07 19:23:52
                              Good luck on that one ... by subbywan2007-05-07 18:01:41
                                Minor redraft. by CynicalRyan2007-05-07 18:10:55
                                I'm good. Tend to play on europa.eu often :D (n/t) by subbywan2007-05-07 18:13:28
                  Do a degree yes. by subbywan2007-05-07 17:28:49
      "Bread and games". by CynicalRyan2007-05-07 13:42:33
        I guess my question has to be... by Peace_man2007-05-07 13:53:17
          When leaders of the proles speak by joecrouse2007-05-07 16:21:43
          vote for whom by madjo2007-05-07 14:12:45
          Home school? by VivianC2007-05-07 14:01:27
            I disagree. Some people are ineducable by joecrouse2007-05-07 16:24:23
            The trouble with that is... by esbita2007-05-07 14:48:29
            Alas, not an option here. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-05-07 14:18:45
          Nope, we are not moving in that direction. by CynicalRyan2007-05-07 13:58:13
            Did I miss a question, or a rebuttal there? by Peace_man2007-05-07 13:59:52
              Nothing to miss, if there is nothing. by CynicalRyan2007-05-07 14:14:32
  I usually vote for the tall guy with good hair. (n/t) by toysbfun2007-05-07 13:29:19
ATTN: Cluttersquad by sgrunt2007-05-07 13:25:11
If you're going to escalate a ticket to me by basher202007-05-07 13:23:22
  I read that as bond physically to the user... by rook_mtl2007-05-07 13:31:14
    Even more so if you mis-read as I did... by ag_wyvern2007-05-07 13:41:47
  Psychically, of course! by Stuka2007-05-07 13:26:03
need help from other computer geeks by com_net2007-05-07 12:46:23
  my 2 cents by voxwoman2007-05-07 15:05:44
  my 2 cents by madjo2007-05-07 12:52:19
    definately by com_net2007-05-07 13:20:48
      Dont tell in here. Let it show in your resume. by Klaranth2007-05-07 13:24:29
        Oh and, : by Klaranth2007-05-07 13:26:04
          that explains some offers I get from by voxwoman2007-05-07 15:00:15
          Thanx by com_net2007-05-07 13:33:58
  Threadjack: can I request that you by sgrunt2007-05-07 12:50:42
    done by com_net2007-05-07 13:29:56
  see my diary (n/t) by com_net2007-05-07 12:46:47
I want to be a Beautiful Liar by Illiad2007-05-07 12:44:19
  *hypnotized by swaying hips* (n/t) by nahkh2007-05-08 05:22:29
  *creak* by krikkert2007-05-07 16:21:31
  I demand proof that Shakira is human by Ston2007-05-07 15:24:09
    I don't care if she's not human. by Illiad2007-05-07 16:14:24
  I had the speakers turned off. by jermschmitt2007-05-07 14:01:17
  Uhhh... by Bellator2007-05-07 13:11:14
  One word by DesertRat662007-05-07 12:46:21
    That's 2 words! by Stuka2007-05-07 12:50:55
      No one word by DesertRat662007-05-07 13:01:48
        Ouch. by theanomaly2007-05-07 13:21:33
          It's a .gov issue desk by DesertRat662007-05-07 13:22:24
            So it's made of plastic by the lowest bidder by SnArL2007-05-07 13:27:26
              No by DesertRat662007-05-07 13:47:13
              That sounds like my desk here :P (n/t) by sgrunt2007-05-07 13:27:56
      Thank goodness by ag_wyvern2007-05-07 12:53:25
  You know, I saw that and thought it was eh ... by subbywan2007-05-07 12:45:42
    "Good"? by Illiad2007-05-07 12:47:09
      I'll settle for Shakira by DesertRat662007-05-07 13:25:23
      Bah. No need to click through now. by ag_wyvern2007-05-07 12:50:35
        Can't stand her voice. by esbita2007-05-07 12:56:49
          MMMM ... by subbywan2007-05-07 13:00:56
          *drools* by SnArL2007-05-07 12:59:45
            Mmmmyeah... *joins the drool squad* by Sharku2007-05-07 16:56:16
            she's Dutch by madjo2007-05-07 13:08:14
            long haired redhead? by emlaabs2007-05-07 13:05:02
              Good stage presence, too. (n/t) by esbita2007-05-07 13:15:55
            Yep, if anyone could convince me to switch teams by esbita2007-05-07 13:01:34
              Now, I just need to arrange for you two to meet .. (n/t) by subbywan2007-05-07 13:02:20
                Meh, there's other eyecandy in the band. (n/t) by esbita2007-05-07 13:19:05
                  yes, but she's the one you need to meet :D (n/t) by subbywan2007-05-07 13:26:18
"Anyone got a Med Kit?" by DesertRat662007-05-07 12:36:54
  8,5/10 for your medic skillz by hieraco2007-05-07 14:05:40
  I do by fitzso2007-05-07 13:28:32
    Smart by DesertRat662007-05-07 13:49:12
  You would think that any soldier should know by Klaranth2007-05-07 13:12:27
    Umm those aren't Soldiers in the TLP by DesertRat662007-05-07 13:48:26
      Im not a soldier. Never have been. by Klaranth2007-05-07 14:16:28
      I think you missed a line by Bellator2007-05-07 14:01:28
        Yeah I did by DesertRat662007-05-07 14:03:12
          REMF? (n/t) by Bellator2007-05-07 14:04:26
            Military term by hieraco2007-05-07 14:11:33
            Rear End (Echelon) by DesertRat662007-05-07 14:07:36
  I agree by ayteebee2007-05-07 13:03:05
  I keep med kits in the following locations: by techi8702007-05-07 12:53:43
  Our team keeps two med kits by hactar the uhhh2007-05-07 12:46:03
    paint balls can cause cuts?? by robertltux2007-05-07 21:02:05
Woo Hoo!!! by justncase2007-05-07 12:22:08
  Sweet! by hactar the uhhh2007-05-07 12:23:12
    As long as it's not a by sgrunt2007-05-07 12:31:54
      *eats sgrunts brains* by hactar the uhhh2007-05-07 12:34:23
    Burning Man sounds interesting too. by justncase2007-05-07 12:30:40
      No you wouldn't by SnArL2007-05-07 13:11:19
      To each his own:) by hactar the uhhh2007-05-07 12:33:09
In an overheated real estate market, by Peace_man2007-05-07 12:15:43
  Having been in the Real Estate Title business by lab rat2007-05-07 13:55:20
  Guees you need to read the contract. by VivianC2007-05-07 13:23:06
  Sounds like breach of contract to me. by Egaeus2007-05-07 12:43:09
Things tat go "Snap, Crackle and Pop" in the night by subbywan2007-05-07 12:14:11
  I thought to myself "This isn't about spiders, is by CynicalRyan2007-05-07 12:43:01
    "Go on, Bors, chop its head off..." (n/t) by sgrunt2007-05-07 12:53:36
      Spider stew, coming right up, Sire! (n/t) by Havoc2007-05-07 13:15:41
  Ewwwww! by Lady-Luna2007-05-07 12:40:01
I must be allergic to work! by Peace_man2007-05-07 12:03:58
  Sounds like you need a sick day! (n/t) by SoylentGreen2007-05-07 12:06:14
I'm having so much fun shopping for dresses by Rogue19712007-05-07 12:01:44
  Ooooooh! by boink2007-05-07 17:24:20
So I was pleasantly surprised the other day by merlin2007-05-07 11:56:40
  Mythbusters tackled that one, too. by CynicalRyan2007-05-07 12:57:00
    I thought Top Gear did it? by Didactylos2007-05-07 13:03:13
      I have never seen Top Gear. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-05-07 13:14:12
      Do you recall their results? (n/t) by merlin2007-05-07 13:04:54
        Not much in it, I think. (n/t) by Didactylos2007-05-07 13:13:08
          Here's the best explanation I've found by merlin2007-05-07 13:52:16
    I know they did, but I couldn't remember their by merlin2007-05-07 13:00:50
      Mileage with AC Depends on your speed by Menetlaus2007-05-07 14:58:16
        I'm pretty sure they put the car on a dyno by merlin2007-05-07 15:11:07
          Sorry... They may have by Menetlaus2007-05-07 21:41:39
      Probably the latter. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-05-07 13:16:19
GRAAAAAAH. by Phoon2007-05-07 11:52:39
  works fine with ndiswrapper by Freakazoid2007-05-07 14:49:01
  F4 it. by Phoon2007-05-07 12:14:42
    Some Broadcom chipsets have actual drivers now. by sgrunt2007-05-07 12:16:21
  Would this help? by vdp2007-05-07 11:56:23
    It would... by Phoon2007-05-07 12:02:09
      When you compiled your new kernel by vdp2007-05-07 12:12:32
I think I'll be needing a cane soon. by Klaranth2007-05-07 11:44:48
  Get a palm grip. by geopsychic2007-05-07 18:01:00
  Depends on the kind and style by joecrouse2007-05-07 12:32:48
  I used my camera monopod once by carl522007-05-07 12:18:26
  Too many no good kids on the lawn? (n/t) by imperito2007-05-07 12:06:21
  Go into the store rather than order it by schwing12007-05-07 12:02:02
  Get a meter and half of diamond willow by hieraco2007-05-07 11:53:39
  At specialty medical places. by Peace_man2007-05-07 11:51:45
  When you find out by Bellator2007-05-07 11:49:14
    I am in NL, so any of my solutions might not fit y by Klaranth2007-05-07 13:14:42
  At the pawn shop. by Havoc2007-05-07 11:46:29
    I like the one House uses, altho he by Klaranth2007-05-07 13:15:19
If you unplug something . . . by hadji2007-05-07 11:44:32
  If you unplug something . . . by merlin2007-05-07 12:00:11
    Ah... by imperito2007-05-07 12:02:28
      Unfortunately, merely under a ton of work. (n/t) by merlin2007-05-07 12:03:41
        The company I work for have by Corvus_One2007-05-07 12:25:12
When I die... by Bellator2007-05-07 11:43:24
/me is a very proud geek by PsychoI3oy2007-05-07 11:35:43
  /me is a proud geek too by merlin2007-05-07 12:01:49
  Sounds like Dilbert's mom. by hieraco2007-05-07 11:50:19
    So you fix the typewriters when they break? (n/t) by hobbs2007-05-07 11:59:25
      I'm an Engineer! by hieraco2007-05-07 12:02:35
        It wouldn't have been so bad... by basher202007-05-07 13:13:05
I hate preparing at the last minute by krisguy2007-05-07 10:55:23
Attn: DFW Ufies - I'm going to be there this week! by jayfarm2007-05-07 10:53:16
  My condolences. (n/t) by vampire2007-05-07 12:28:15
  Like I said, I'm up for it by SnArL2007-05-07 11:53:17
  Let me know what your plans are Wed or Thurs night by Classic_Jon2007-05-07 10:59:13
  If you're staying around the hotel, I might be by merlin2007-05-07 10:54:14
  I'm game. Sending email... (n/t) by kc5sdy2007-05-07 10:54:00
See what I bought on Saturday? by SnArL2007-05-07 10:51:55
  I love Starfire's products by iarann2007-05-07 11:44:40
  need to get a matching targe (n/t) by tesla_koil2007-05-07 11:00:51
$2,004.28 to replace one Compact Flourescent bulb? by DesertRat662007-05-07 10:46:13
  They should check thier sources better by Havoc2007-05-07 10:51:38
    The story seems to check out by DesertRat662007-05-07 11:01:03
      Not really. by talon07202007-05-07 11:22:48
        Yeah and? by DesertRat662007-05-07 11:25:02
          The story of how she broke the CFB is suspect by vdp2007-05-07 11:53:58
            On a SHAG carpet, at that. by Havoc2007-05-07 11:59:40
              Do we know it broke on the carpet? by imperito2007-05-07 12:10:51
                From the "article": by vdp2007-05-07 12:14:05
            Sure in a child's room . . . by hyzenthlay2007-05-07 11:59:02
          The story was FUD on the dangers of CFBs. by talon07202007-05-07 11:50:17
            You're in the HazMat Cleanup Business in Maine? by DesertRat662007-05-07 12:06:59
              Um, a broken CFB doesn't require HAZMAT to clean by talon07202007-05-07 12:14:02
                I am, you're falling behind by DesertRat662007-05-07 12:22:07
                  How am I falling behind exactly? by talon07202007-05-07 13:01:15
                    The story as reported by DesertRat662007-05-07 13:21:36
                      Again, a broken CFB doesn't cost $2000 to clean up by talon07202007-05-07 14:51:46
                        There you go again by DesertRat662007-05-07 15:43:43
                          ...Just because someone botched their job, by Ravenlock2007-05-07 18:19:30
                            Precisely by DesertRat662007-05-07 19:20:55
    Of course, what do you expect from a by Havoc2007-05-07 10:54:08
      Whats funny is I toss the dang things in the trash by joecrouse2007-05-07 10:56:10
        I don't even know if there's one near me either by DesertRat662007-05-07 11:04:20
Is it just me... by VivianC2007-05-07 10:35:13
  Hehehe I can see it now by DesertRat662007-05-07 10:47:35
    Heh - Sarkozy is probably to the left of Hillary by vdp2007-05-07 11:59:31
      Just repeating by DesertRat662007-05-07 12:04:45
  OMG! (n/t) by postaljohn2007-05-07 10:40:27
This geek's heart is in the right place! by Peace_man2007-05-07 10:34:37
  How many computing museums does that make by now? by CynicalRyan2007-05-07 10:36:33
Attn: Norwegian Ufies by vectorz2007-05-07 10:28:03
  Thanks. makes sense if you look at it ;) (n/t) by vectorz2007-05-07 11:31:45
  blitzregn = (photo)flash rain by ba1der2007-05-07 10:46:47
  Well.. by Bonzo2007-05-07 10:38:54
    The German term would be "Blitz(licht)gewitter". (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-05-07 10:42:26
      The English term would be: by ayteebee2007-05-07 13:48:27
    The music video can be found by Bonzo2007-05-07 10:41:00
Repost from really early this morning... by j.butterfly2007-05-07 10:19:34
It.. Just.. Won't.. Die! by Peace_man2007-05-07 09:57:11
  Why do people insist on talking about the internet by astro-g2007-05-07 10:23:21
    Because 90% of the public has a very hard by Classic_Jon2007-05-07 10:33:29
    There is such an organization by joecrouse2007-05-07 10:27:19
      two N's by astro-g2007-05-07 10:30:49
        OK then. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-05-07 10:32:42
    Because, you know, it is a concrete thing? by CynicalRyan2007-05-07 10:26:24
      Here. I have some CD's. by Peace_man2007-05-07 10:37:10
        Here's a few bricks, can you build the Brooklyn by CynicalRyan2007-05-07 10:39:06
          The Brooklyn Bridge can be recreated, yes. by Peace_man2007-05-07 10:41:51
            You didn't get the point, did you? by CynicalRyan2007-05-07 10:44:47
              You're right. You did not get the point. by Peace_man2007-05-07 10:49:53
                I just change the internet by joresgump2007-05-07 13:37:14
                Thats not the point either by astro-g2007-05-07 12:34:29
                But can you recreate it down to the quantum state by talon07202007-05-07 11:55:02
                And this has to do how much with by CynicalRyan2007-05-07 10:53:18
                Nothing is static. by Didactylos2007-05-07 10:50:49
              Saturn exists.... by Didactylos2007-05-07 10:46:36
      I challenge you to pick it up, and deliver it by astro-g2007-05-07 10:29:11
        I challenge you to deliver the Sears tower to me by talon07202007-05-07 10:33:28
          It is? by Tyop2007-05-07 10:44:21
            That's redundancy. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-05-07 10:45:31
              That's redundancy. (n/t) by austinkp2007-05-07 10:47:23
                That's redundancy. (n/t) by themadkansan2007-05-07 11:40:47
                  Tnat's rcoundaney. (n/t) by sgrunt2007-05-07 13:04:39
                  That's by Snate2007-05-07 11:55:10
        Sure, if you pay for the cost of the gas, paper by CynicalRyan2007-05-07 10:32:35
  The article author is an id10t by SnArL2007-05-07 10:10:35
  What an idiot. by Didactylos2007-05-07 10:10:30
Repost from last night: Motorcycle UFies! Help! by Carthax2007-05-07 09:23:14
  Sounds okay by fitzso2007-05-07 13:38:22
  concerning the handlebar - by KeineAhnung2007-05-07 09:42:54
  the only thing I can say is whether or not its bee by Garrinka2007-05-07 09:34:56
This morning at 4 am CET... by BorgKing2007-05-07 09:22:14
  happy b-day borg! :) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-05-07 09:23:34
Interesting collection of fantasy objects by Esteis2007-05-07 09:08:30
  Neat. :) (n/t) by esbita2007-05-07 09:46:25
  Rather disappointing. by Didactylos2007-05-07 09:44:02
Unusual coin == spy threat by Kickstart2007-05-07 09:05:06
  Old news. Bad reporting. by kahuana2007-05-07 23:54:06
  It really is a spying device by hieraco2007-05-07 11:32:25
  Hey, don't tell them that its a poppy on that coin by talon07202007-05-07 09:55:09
  Nice to see that my money is being spent on by AndyA2007-05-07 09:16:02
    FPB!!! by therantinggeek2007-05-07 11:38:47
      Woohoo. My first FPB. by AndyA2007-05-07 12:02:51
    As a defense contractor by thread_killer2007-05-07 10:50:51
      Just take it as a joke. by jayfarm2007-05-07 12:08:37
      Glad I could keep up the fine English tradition by AndyA2007-05-07 10:55:00
    Can't blame the contractors by VivianC2007-05-07 09:51:24
      They are supposed to file a report by AndyA2007-05-07 10:06:26
        Do you keep up with the coins minted the world by CynicalRyan2007-05-07 10:19:23
          You mean you don't? ;-) by AndyA2007-05-07 10:32:51
            That's for an investigator to do. by jayfarm2007-05-07 10:42:44
              So, common sense is not for the ordinary, then? (n (n/t) by ProphetV2007-05-08 07:38:48
            Paranoia is an artform. ;) by CynicalRyan2007-05-07 10:34:35
              It's just daft. by Didactylos2007-05-07 10:37:51
                Or it could be just that: Hiding in plain sight. by CynicalRyan2007-05-07 10:40:14
                  Never underestimate by Didactylos2007-05-07 10:47:54
        anything odd or unsuall and lets face it by joecrouse2007-05-07 10:12:23
          OMG!!! Enemy action. WMD. We're gonna die! by Peace_man2007-05-07 10:18:09
            You're trying to be funny but... by VivianC2007-05-07 10:30:25
              Yeah, we have that scare here, too. by Peace_man2007-05-07 10:39:05
            I highly doubt, that you are that important by CynicalRyan2007-05-07 10:20:41
              Your a peacnick and dont believe in violence by joecrouse2007-05-07 10:25:28
                Yeah, right. Please double check who you throw by CynicalRyan2007-05-07 10:27:25
                  Sorry wrong person. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-05-07 10:38:07
    Maybe by Merfax2007-05-07 09:47:06
The Five Hottest Tech Jobs by Garrinka2007-05-07 08:59:53
  I'd've thought "Stellar Repair" would be listed. by kahuana2007-05-07 23:55:29
  +5yrs and still at starting rate by Danu2007-05-07 16:38:44
  My job by whoami2007-05-07 13:15:25
  I could quit cartooning... by Illiad2007-05-07 11:58:06
    Almost 7 hours, and no one else objected? by Divinar2007-05-07 18:54:37
  I'm in the wrong country... by sazzer2007-05-07 11:45:25
    Location within the country also matters. by AndyA2007-05-07 12:11:30
      Yup - those numbers are probably East/West coast by Stuka2007-05-07 12:25:32
  Hmm. by therantinggeek2007-05-07 10:34:50
  Any of those jobs by thread_killer2007-05-07 10:34:46
  XML? by Merfax2007-05-07 10:26:29
    Same goes for any programming language... by jdelphiki2007-05-07 10:44:28
      I know what you mean. by Merfax2007-05-07 15:33:28
        I started out in Fortran... by jdelphiki2007-05-07 17:08:57
  I am by khendron2007-05-07 10:25:57
  *scratches head* by Khaar2007-05-07 10:15:27
    Oh, that one is easy to answer. by Peace_man2007-05-07 10:19:54
      No that's not the correct calculation. by AndyA2007-05-07 10:36:14
  Looks about right for software developers (n/t) by shminux2007-05-07 09:25:38
  Yes.. by Sterling_Ag2007-05-07 09:15:09
  neither is the one I am studying for unfortunatly by Garrinka2007-05-07 09:13:05
  My job's not listed. :-) (n/t) by AndyA2007-05-07 09:08:48
  None of those. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-05-07 09:00:53
and the worst part is, it's not over yet. (n/t) by unjust2007-05-07 08:55:41
oh euro ufies (Didactylos) a question: by unjust2007-05-07 08:53:22
  Aside form the lenght ... by aix tom2007-05-07 09:06:10
    that part is the easy bit. by unjust2007-05-07 09:11:15
      Regarding the lenght ... by aix tom2007-05-07 09:26:29
        Try this for English: by Didactylos2007-05-07 09:37:53
  I think it's 1200mm (n/t) by oedlan2007-05-07 08:59:32
    shiny! so the fixture is ~125cm? (n/t) by unjust2007-05-07 09:18:26
    ^^ what he said :) 120cm (n/t) by buzzin2007-05-07 09:03:14
    Like this one by oedlan2007-05-07 09:00:46
  1.25m? (n/t) by kelli2172007-05-07 08:57:34
Album of the Day by shadowboy8132007-05-07 08:40:13
*happybirthdays the kyra* by Esteis2007-05-07 08:39:30
  Gratis på föddlsdag! by hieraco2007-05-07 11:25:18
  HAPPY BIRTHDAY! by coloratura2007-05-07 10:54:37
  Girl who headbangs with swords... by raptillicus2007-05-07 09:00:31
    MODS!!!!!! (n/t) by raptillicus2007-05-07 09:01:29
  <Deleted><Deleted>2007-05-07 09:18:46
    Moderated: Double Post (n/t) by Nea2007-05-07 09:18:56
  *Sings polish b-day song* sorry no time to look up by Garrinka2007-05-07 08:52:55
  Happy boithday! by hactar the uhhh2007-05-07 08:43:17
Haha, I'm 'teh Dual-Bootzor' by Control2007-05-07 08:35:19
  On 2nd thought:: by SciSSorS2007-05-07 08:44:06
  He didn't dual-boot it by SciSSorS2007-05-07 08:40:14
  No booting a dog! by Khaar2007-05-07 08:39:10
    no "Boot to the head" :) by Garrinka2007-05-07 08:40:38
      Actually it is the Dr. Demento show's by Classic_Jon2007-05-07 08:50:37
        The Frantics, as featured on Dr. D... (n/t) by kelli2172007-05-07 08:58:54
        LOL getting so many memories they are by Garrinka2007-05-07 08:51:57
          I know what you mean! ;) You should by Classic_Jon2007-05-07 08:55:50
            Gahhhh! No more input... circuits overflowing.. by Garrinka2007-05-07 08:57:26
              I thought that only happened on... by Classic_Jon2007-05-07 09:00:20
                LOL those circuits work fine thank you very much by Garrinka2007-05-07 09:02:14
                  *Breaks out circuit tester* by Classic_Jon2007-05-07 09:11:13
      Not George Orwell? (n/t) by Esteis2007-05-07 08:47:45
        Could be; the only referense I know by Garrinka2007-05-07 08:50:48
Does anyone play the bass guitar? by merlin2007-05-07 08:23:09
  Bassist gets a 5 string axe... by Myke2007-05-07 23:13:35
  I can believe it. by staticsan2007-05-07 17:58:01
  I'm buying a bass as soon as I can afford one. by rorajoey2007-05-07 14:43:51
  That gets forwarded to my Brother-in-law by hieraco2007-05-07 11:21:17
  My daughter and I both play by thread_killer2007-05-07 10:40:10
  Not yet, but I intend to learn by yazdi2007-05-07 08:55:16
    Depends... by kc5sdy2007-05-07 09:14:20
      At the moment I'm looking at something like the by yazdi2007-05-07 09:37:53
        I believe they are solid-bodies. by kc5sdy2007-05-07 10:04:59
          Thanks, I'll have a look at those amps by yazdi2007-05-07 11:01:00
            Yes, they will work with a bass. by kc5sdy2007-05-07 11:06:58
              Something else I forgot to mention... by kc5sdy2007-05-07 11:14:52
                Thanks, I'll have a look at what's available by yazdi2007-05-07 11:30:14
                  Oh yes... Having an instrument works wonders. by kc5sdy2007-05-07 13:52:06
  My nephew plays electric base guitar by Garrinka2007-05-07 08:43:57
  I pay at it....I'm a 6-string man myself... by hactar the uhhh2007-05-07 08:42:11
    Whatcha got? by kc5sdy2007-05-07 09:15:31
      I have a Fender Explorer by hactar the uhhh2007-05-07 10:14:29
        Nice. by kc5sdy2007-05-07 10:29:19
          I'v e never been there... by hactar the uhhh2007-05-07 12:21:08
            Check it out when you get a chance. by kc5sdy2007-05-07 13:51:07
  How many counry & western bass players... by Illiad2007-05-07 08:31:55
    Is that the country chord scheme? by Esteis2007-05-07 08:41:36
  Myke does. (n/t) by krikkert2007-05-07 08:27:15
    *masks his IP address from Myke* (n/t) by merlin2007-05-07 08:28:26
RE: Greensburg, Kansas by therantinggeek2007-05-07 08:05:34
  It's just south of our plant in Lewis. by themadkansan2007-05-07 10:59:47
  It finally stopped over here for awhile... by jdelphiki2007-05-07 09:11:47
    No floodwaters, thankfully. by therantinggeek2007-05-07 10:31:16
Are you pondering what I'm pondering? (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2007-05-07 07:58:07
  yes, but where are we going to find a rubber by postaljohn2007-05-07 09:25:55
    Sidenote: My son says they use a rubber chicken by Garrinka2007-05-07 09:46:01
  Yes, but where will we find lederhosen for the squ by basher202007-05-07 08:22:19
  Possibly. by Khaar2007-05-07 08:12:48
    ProdDataConditionalCatFilterLingo perhaps? (n/t) by Bonzo2007-05-07 10:47:04
  Yes (n/t) by madjo2007-05-07 08:11:40
  yes but me and Pippi Longstocking? by carlito2007-05-07 08:08:03
  Sure, but how do we get an elephant in a tutu? by hieraco2007-05-07 08:04:30
  If I am, you should be ashamed! (n/t) by VivianC2007-05-07 08:03:17
I don't see an Ordnance-Corner post yet.. by divinar2007-05-07 07:48:13
  I kept thinking it might explode in his hand. by Esteis2007-05-07 08:07:49
    So long as he made sure the bore was clear by DesertRat662007-05-07 10:15:34
    he got very lucky. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-05-07 08:09:53
  I'll have to dig it up by DesertRat662007-05-07 08:02:29
    The fellow also dropped the glock by jayfarm2007-05-07 08:27:11
      Yes, I know by DesertRat662007-05-07 10:14:16
  Wow. by VivianC2007-05-07 07:57:50
DRM question by t23c2007-05-07 07:43:19
  my 2 cents by madjo2007-05-07 07:59:45
    It is a good question. by AndyA2007-05-07 09:05:31
  Check UK copyright laws. by CynicalRyan2007-05-07 07:46:24
Repost From Saturday: You know you need to do by DesertRat662007-05-07 07:38:26
  IDGI by TrogL2007-05-07 08:51:56
    gun go axplodey.. residue.. gets everywhere by Garrinka2007-05-07 08:54:04
      Oops - didn't notice that bit by TrogL2007-05-07 09:38:35
        It's all good :) I didn't either when DR first by Garrinka2007-05-07 09:43:56
      Actually, the guy probably made a mess in his by SnArL2007-05-07 09:33:25
  Attn: DR66 by Garrinka2007-05-07 08:38:36
OTTFFSSENT!!!!!!! (n/t) by hadji2007-05-07 07:30:25
  I am slowly going crazy 1 2 3 4 5 6 switch by kyrasantae2007-05-07 07:38:04
  OTTFFSRECEIVED!!!!!!! (n/t) by leistico2007-05-07 07:38:01
    \o/ (n/t) by hadji2007-05-07 08:31:28
Pics from Saturdays SAR equpment display. by techi8702007-05-07 07:29:46
  Horsey cops ftw! by Garrinka2007-05-07 09:08:29
    The only thing I have against horses is that you by techi8702007-05-07 09:33:58
      That is true.. but can an atv love ya back? :) by Garrinka2007-05-07 09:48:27
  Is it me, or did they hit the bridge in photo G? by madjo2007-05-07 08:14:37
    They were practicing pulling up to the bridge and by techi8702007-05-07 08:56:53
      looking at the trail behind the boat by madjo2007-05-07 12:40:18
  that water is so blue by tesla_koil2007-05-07 07:42:10
    Your monitor is off, it's green/gray :-P by hieraco2007-05-07 08:02:37
Hahahahahaha! My boss is so funny sometimes. :) by justncase2007-05-07 07:12:45
poolya,CynicalRyan, Arachnid and unjust by Fandango2007-05-07 07:06:28
  Thanks - downloading now (n/t) by poolya2007-05-07 13:51:15
  Thanks! (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-05-07 07:18:31
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2007-05-07 06:56:08
ATTN: inittab by hadji2007-05-07 06:46:56
Tänään on syntymäpäiväni! (birthday post below) by kyrasantae2007-05-07 06:45:59
  onneks olkoon (n/t) by walla2007-05-07 23:11:35
  Parhaimmat onnentoivotukset! (n/t) by jonsku2007-05-07 10:04:07
Attn Klaranth by joecrouse2007-05-07 06:40:31
  I likeed getting paid for milage when I was a by techi8702007-05-07 07:21:51
    Yea it is NICE when by joecrouse2007-05-07 07:53:33
      I made a slight profit on the mileage by madjo2007-05-07 08:10:08
        They should have never been takeing taxes by joecrouse2007-05-07 08:41:02
          here it's AFAIK considered an income by madjo2007-05-07 12:35:52
So Does anyone want to see pictures? by tesla_koil2007-05-07 06:37:48
  Sure am glad... by SlyW2007-05-07 10:30:59
  :) adorable. but why does your son look by unjust2007-05-07 09:46:00
    polymorphing by tesla_koil2007-05-07 10:59:59
  Very Nice by VivianC2007-05-07 07:49:00
    Let's hope he got his father's brains by krikkert2007-05-07 08:22:22
      Let's hope he has a good brain of himself by SciSSorS2007-05-07 08:49:55
  He's so sweet!!` by j.butterfly2007-05-07 07:23:51
    he is so small by tesla_koil2007-05-07 07:28:33
      He'll grow believe me... by j.butterfly2007-05-07 10:17:26
  Congratulations to you and your wife on by Classic_Jon2007-05-07 07:11:25
  Cute, congratulations! by hieraco2007-05-07 06:41:43
LOL! AOL Password issue. Not Good. by Havoc2007-05-07 06:12:36
  Old news unfortunately. by jayfarm2007-05-07 06:28:25
  ...wow. by jmaxsohmer2007-05-07 06:26:44
Oh, the joys of kernel compiles... by Phoon2007-05-07 05:41:47
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2007-05-07 05:30:03
Today's XKCD. by FNORDer2007-05-07 05:28:17
  The last panel stands alone. (n/t) by divinar2007-05-07 07:40:12
  True so true! by scum2007-05-07 06:16:27
    but but but but by madjo2007-05-07 06:46:46
      Sure there is. by scum2007-05-07 13:59:42
      Not me, not me ! by SciSSorS2007-05-07 07:40:00
        your post is rather misLEADING... :P by madjo2007-05-07 07:57:51
          Back to english classes then? by SciSSorS2007-05-07 08:51:27
            no problems... :) by madjo2007-05-07 12:37:20
      That's only what THEY want you to think! (n/t) by Mad Marty2007-05-07 07:20:09
        (Sends MIB after Mad Marty) by Classic_Jon2007-05-07 07:25:19
          "There is no such thing as Men in Black" by madjo2007-05-07 08:20:33
            Dagnabbit! Another soul-sucking archive! by iarann2007-05-07 14:20:50
            See number 47 for a pun worthy of Hadji (n/t) by astro-g2007-05-07 09:10:38
              oohhh the pain... the horror! (n/t) by madjo2007-05-07 12:42:30
  Hehe! by Glum_Reaper2007-05-07 05:40:59
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2007-05-07 05:25:30
  Problem with their site? by skoopmanschap2007-05-07 13:29:10
    Something like that. by Didactylos2007-05-07 14:22:43
      didn't seem to be like that by skoopmanschap2007-05-08 06:49:14
  Didactylos: The scheduler issue appears to be by merlin2007-05-07 08:52:39
    Yes, it was. by Didactylos2007-05-07 09:05:42
      You mentioned that you were submitting a report by merlin2007-05-07 09:39:31
  Way to go heymrmessy!(n/t) by geopsychic2007-05-07 07:42:56
  I think we should be ranked by #results returned by Havoc2007-05-07 05:28:22
    Not a chance. by Didactylos2007-05-07 05:55:42
    You can switch the ranking to that in my stats :P (n/t) by afterburner2007-05-07 05:33:27
      Yupyup! I diddit! :) Yay me. (n/t) by Havoc2007-05-07 05:35:56
power failure failures... by buzzin2007-05-07 05:16:12
  Ah, the wonders of Murphy's Law by Rattler2007-05-07 07:18:49
    Well, Murphy provides you with by SciSSorS2007-05-07 07:49:19
  *cues Beach Boys* (n/t) by FNORDer2007-05-07 05:55:56
  *GOOD VIBES* by hactar the uhhh2007-05-07 05:21:11
100k by vidar2007-05-07 05:07:26
  Congratulations! by Didactylos2007-05-07 10:55:57
Attn: hactar the uhhh Re: Triumph Trophy by carthax2007-05-07 04:54:42
  If you can get the seller to by hactar the uhhh2007-05-07 05:19:12
Vote for Vader! by Havoc2007-05-07 04:49:47
W:ET Bar by AndyA2007-05-07 04:00:04
**sets up Big Red Button & "Do Not Push" sign** by NemoHac2007-05-07 03:57:43
  *jumps up and down on button* (n/t) by themadkansan2007-05-07 11:16:06
  *cuts the red wire* (n/t) by dmmcf2007-05-07 10:12:48
  Looks for button titled "autocastrator" by Fnord_Hero2007-05-07 10:07:22
  *yells Zeeky Boogy Doog!* (n/t) by jermschmitt2007-05-07 06:40:25
  Results! by Havoc2007-05-07 05:35:28
    Have you seen today's? by IByte2007-05-07 13:28:14
    I wonder if it does that every time? by sgrunt2007-05-07 07:25:23
  paints clown face on console around red button (n/ (n/t) by d3railed2007-05-07 05:30:20
  Takes paint by imrambi2007-05-07 05:28:17
  *eats Nemohac's brains* by hactar the uhhh2007-05-07 05:22:53
    Now there's a light snack (n/t) by basher202007-05-07 07:25:04
      *eats basher20's brains* by hactar the uhhh2007-05-07 07:48:05
        You are risking your health you know. by live_in_aport2007-05-07 08:01:09
          It's ok, I'm a zombie:) by hactar the uhhh2007-05-07 08:02:39
    *eats the rest of NemoHac* by krikkert2007-05-07 05:27:33
      Spill? What is he, a slime mold? (n/t) by rockAteer2007-05-07 05:30:01
        Yes. (n/t) by krikkert2007-05-07 05:31:11
          Ewwwww! (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2007-05-07 05:38:13
  *Places microphone and loudspeakers* (n/t) by rockAteer2007-05-07 04:46:01
    *Turnes volume to max.* by ideur2007-05-07 04:55:07
      *plays Sugababes' "Push the button"* (n/t) by madjo2007-05-07 07:15:13
      Plays Led Zeppelin "Kashmir" (n/t) by Havoc2007-05-07 05:05:00
        Oh let the sun beat down upon my face (n/t) by Havoc2007-05-07 05:05:27
    *arranges folding chairs* (n/t) by rockAteer2007-05-07 04:47:36
  Okay do not "push" the button. by XndeX2007-05-07 04:44:21
    One of the games I play you run the verbs like tha by jayfarm2007-05-07 06:33:00
      you are likely to be eaten by a grue (n/t) by Fnord_Hero2007-05-07 10:08:28
    who says that the sign is correlated to the button by madjo2007-05-07 04:59:13
  *attaches cute pink bow to button* (n/t) by Ascag2007-05-07 04:38:38
  *Paints button fluro green* ß-D by kreepykrawly2007-05-07 04:34:22
  *Applies blue spray paint to button* (n/t) by Tyop2007-05-07 04:32:06
  *pulls on big red button* (n/t) by Rogue19712007-05-07 04:14:32
    Good idea! Twisting it did nothing. (n/t) by rockAteer2007-05-07 04:30:38
  *Places explosive on button* by ttlogic2007-05-07 04:14:15
    *lights fuse with very long match* by buzzin2007-05-07 05:20:57
  Remember what happened when Stimpy pushed one of t by rockAteer2007-05-07 04:05:53
    poit? But that's Pinky from Pinky and the Brain by madjo2007-05-07 04:18:36
  *pushes the sign* by madjo2007-05-07 04:00:54
  *removes "Do not Push" sign* (n/t) by Tyop2007-05-07 04:00:15
  *disassembles the button* by yazdi2007-05-07 03:59:40
    Is the button full of smaller buttons? by hactar the uhhh2007-05-07 07:49:45
    **A new button forms (T1000 style)** (n/t) by NemoHac2007-05-07 04:02:09
      *hides the button in molten steel* (n/t) by yazdi2007-05-07 05:02:37
        (Sends #5 after button) "no disasemble!!111" (n/t) by Classic_Jon2007-05-07 07:26:43
Perhaps you have seen this already, perhaps not... by j.butterfly2007-05-07 03:52:03
  But a few years back I received chain-emails by madjo2007-05-07 04:08:29
    Even Snopes confirms it. by j.butterfly2007-05-07 04:16:20
    It is an actual website. He has been on the news. by j.butterfly2007-05-07 04:12:56
      ok by madjo2007-05-07 04:19:47
        no worries. :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2007-05-07 04:21:02
How I love this time of year NOT! by Karl-Henrik2007-05-07 03:43:48
  Not me, thank God. by esbita2007-05-07 09:29:13
  Not this time of the year but ... by Rogue19712007-05-07 04:23:30
    what is the club called? (n/t) by Karl-Henrik2007-05-07 07:21:13
      isn't a club a hitting device ? by SciSSorS2007-05-07 07:59:11
      Club "ACHOO... Sniff" by Classic_Jon2007-05-07 07:32:10
  I'd rather avoid spring if possible as well. by Khaar2007-05-07 03:53:51
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by vectorz2007-05-07 01:52:50
  Growl. Time to go talk to my academic advisor. by kyrasantae2007-05-07 07:36:55
  BAS! BAAAAAAAAAAAAS! by sgrunt2007-05-07 07:11:17
    *serves emergency BAS* by GreyCrow2007-05-07 07:16:41
      *drains BAS* by sgrunt2007-05-07 07:18:42
  *wanders in* by wabbit652007-05-07 07:05:43
    *serves BAS* by GreyCrow2007-05-07 07:16:06
  Morning... by kc5sdy2007-05-07 06:37:46
    It sure does by GreyCrow2007-05-07 07:00:15
      Yes, please. by kc5sdy2007-05-07 07:13:15
        *serves BAS* by GreyCrow2007-05-07 07:14:26
  Afternoon, all by afterburner2007-05-07 05:35:25
    Good afternoon by GreyCrow2007-05-07 07:00:58
      Why not? :) by afterburner2007-05-07 07:07:33
        *serves another d/espresso* by GreyCrow2007-05-07 07:15:15
  *groans and trudges in* by esbita2007-05-07 05:05:50
    *lifts head* by GreyCrow2007-05-07 05:22:19
      I think you should insert the IV. by afterburner2007-05-07 05:37:31
        *grabs weakly toward the BAS* by esbita2007-05-07 05:40:16
          Well, what do you know? by afterburner2007-05-07 06:20:23
            *adds IV just in case...* (n/t) by GreyCrow2007-05-07 06:45:41
              Mornin/afternoon/whatever. by esbita2007-05-07 08:00:01
  Notices self serve sign. by XndeX2007-05-07 04:24:20
    *shakes head* by GreyCrow2007-05-07 04:48:46
      I happen to like running around like Cheese. by XndeX2007-05-07 05:23:00
        *snickers* by GreyCrow2007-05-07 05:34:45
  Where do we keep those little jelly things? by rockAteer2007-05-07 03:47:04
    Isnt it early for jello shooters? (n/t) by joecrouse2007-05-07 10:18:18
    *serves jelly thingies* by GreyCrow2007-05-07 03:55:29
      Thanks! Here's a toast to you! (n/t) by rockAteer2007-05-07 04:01:44
        Thankies! (n/t) by GreyCrow2007-05-07 04:47:17
  May I offer some help? by GreyCrow2007-05-07 02:55:08
    GreyCrow! by Esteis2007-05-07 03:06:11
      Gee! *hugs back* by GreyCrow2007-05-07 03:54:37
  One miso soup, please. (n/t) by Klaranth2007-05-07 02:01:26
    Self service..... hmmpf lazy Vectorz by Klaranth2007-05-07 02:02:51
      *serves a platter of sushi to go with the miso* by vectorz2007-05-07 02:10:51
        Yum. Sushi. Thank you. by Klaranth2007-05-07 02:51:07
          I wish... by vectorz2007-05-07 07:30:54
  BAS, please! Quick... by oedlan2007-05-07 01:54:11
    *self-service...* by oedlan2007-05-07 01:57:02
      *jabs IV needle with Oedlan* by vectorz2007-05-07 02:12:21
        Ahhhhhhh by oedlan2007-05-07 02:15:59
          *turns spigot to 'espresso'* (n/t) by Havoc2007-05-07 06:36:09
            Ok ok, I'm awake now. by oedlan2007-05-07 08:47:56
C++ template question (followup) by blowfish2007-05-07 01:08:06
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2007-05-07 01:00:02
ATTN: subbywan by Esteis2007-05-07 00:53:19
New permanent cast member? by Phoon2007-05-07 00:22:34
  Cast member, or Employee ? by SciSSorS2007-05-07 03:15:40
    It's all Disney that do that. by jayfarm2007-05-07 06:39:29
      Precisely. by Phoon2007-05-07 09:16:08
    It's a comic... and comics have casts... by madjo2007-05-07 04:04:09
      Disney calls most of it's workers "cast members" by Sterling_Ag2007-05-07 07:09:51
  I rather hope so. by Audio2007-05-07 01:21:47
  Or temp replacement for Pitr by Snate2007-05-07 00:28:14
    Wrong department? by EnzoMatrix2007-05-07 00:34:20
      Pitr was a little bit of a techie too. He was by live_in_aport2007-05-07 06:59:19
        True enough. (n/t) by EnzoMatrix2007-05-07 07:10:40
You know you're having a bad week when... by shadowsystems2007-05-07 00:19:26
  My skin does not bond permanently with SuperGlue. by kelli2172007-05-07 09:18:17
  it hurts... it hurs... by fitzso2007-05-07 03:27:48
  Harsh.. Really harsh.. (n/t) by orionrobots2007-05-07 03:16:51
Just looked at the paradise link by ag_wyvern2007-05-07 00:16:35
  http://meat.loaf/dashboard-light/ :-P (n/t) by Phoon2007-05-07 00:28:36
Been wondering about the accident... by EnzoMatrix2007-05-07 00:15:07
  been there, done that by TrogL2007-05-07 08:59:50
    Unacceptable. Her feelings < your life & safety. (n/t) by kelli2172007-05-07 14:42:00
    i worked with a fellow.... by unjust2007-05-07 09:55:09
  Hmm by Karl-Henrik2007-05-07 03:36:11
    Wow, y'all must not be geeks by altordwm2007-05-07 05:48:24
      I tend to stay clear of ceiling fans. by EnzoMatrix2007-05-07 07:13:56
    No! Leave it unexplained! by oot2007-05-07 05:27:11
      Yeah, it's like the Venus Butterfly. (n/t) by kelli2172007-05-07 09:19:10
Behold the Voice of kyrasantae : by inkey2007-05-07 00:02:09
  Hyvää syntymäpäivää! <|:o) by afterburner2007-05-07 08:34:11
    Yes, just make sure you put the new one on. (n/t) by kyrasantae2007-05-07 08:37:52
  Thus it was written in the scriptures by madjo2007-05-07 01:44:43
    Can't really blame me for writing like that by kyrasantae2007-05-07 06:45:11
Translations by Nea2007-05-07 00:01:01
  Nederlands / Dutch TLP (n/t) by madjo2007-05-07 00:45:30
    Door MadJo by madjo2007-05-07 00:45:45
      Mike: Dat gokte ik ook. (n/t) by Sharku2007-05-07 07:30:36
        whoeps.. thankies :) by madjo2007-05-07 07:55:20
  Suomi - Finnish by Pmn2007-05-07 00:17:26
  deutsch/german tlp (n/t) by c3po2007-05-07 00:08:15
    Karlsruhbadisch by Ascag2007-05-07 00:43:06
    von c3po by c3po2007-05-07 00:10:06
Happy Monday! by ag_wyvern2007-05-07 00:00:19
  I'll take it. by postaljohn2007-05-07 10:59:01
  Yes, a very nice day by yazdi2007-05-07 02:46:33
  mmph by fitzso2007-05-07 02:44:29
    **sneezes** by NemoHac2007-05-07 02:50:24
  Public holiday in UK - no work for me today :-) (n (n/t) by JimK2007-05-07 01:35:20
    and the board feels awfully quiet because of that. by madjo2007-05-07 02:32:54
      I'd hardly say Suddenly by sazzer2007-05-07 03:05:46
  well it's a happy day here for hayfever patients by madjo2007-05-07 01:04:38
    Here here! by Madvlad2007-05-07 01:10:11
  'apby mombnday.. by Tyop2007-05-07 00:50:15
  Happy monday? by SnowStar2007-05-07 00:05:17
    I can relate to the sunburn bit by Dr. Frost2007-05-07 00:08:55
      loaded directory by robertltux2007-05-07 06:13:31
        Johnny walker, Jimmy bean, Old Grand dad by joecrouse2007-05-07 09:00:14
      Sounds like you caught AIDS* by kreepykrawly2007-05-07 00:48:36
      I went sailing by SnowStar2007-05-07 00:17:05
  Yay... we start 1 h earlier from now on... (n/t) by oedlan2007-05-07 00:04:50
  happy monday ... by inkey2007-05-07 00:03:13
Question of the Day! by kickstart2007-05-07 00:00:03
  Everything. by slackware982007-05-07 21:04:35
  A true, 100%, no kidding atheist by sstacks2007-05-07 12:45:35
    Flaw in your definitions: by Nath32007-05-07 14:33:16
    Takes exactly the same amount. by vetitice2007-05-07 13:15:37
  All of You! by SouthpawPL2007-05-07 09:58:02
  Rational Human beings (n/t) by joecrouse2007-05-07 08:18:38
  Intelligent life in this office. (n/t) by todAnthony2007-05-07 07:21:53
  My Sanity (n/t) by pmfphd2007-05-07 05:39:36
  God. by FNORDer2007-05-07 05:29:35
    Which one(s)? by BloodyViking2007-05-07 10:14:13
  Intelligent customers (n/t) by AshyRaine2007-05-07 05:18:35
  Politicians that mean what they say (n/t) by Karl-Henrik2007-05-07 03:38:03
  luser intelligence (n/t) by fitzso2007-05-07 02:45:41
  Good news that travels fast. (n/t) by Derek2007-05-07 01:56:29
  a job without trouble by acl682007-05-07 01:20:11
    if that were true by amp_man2007-05-07 01:36:49
      See, you boss is undervalued (n/t) by SciSSorS2007-05-07 03:44:39
  driving skills of a lot of fellow commuters by madjo2007-05-07 01:08:40
    at least they slow down where you are by Freakazoid2007-05-07 02:48:22
      Those really are the worst by yazdi2007-05-07 03:21:22
      slow down? by madjo2007-05-07 02:55:36
  Life, the Universe and Everything ß-Ž (n/t) by kreepykrawly2007-05-07 00:58:04
  Queeg. by Esteis2007-05-07 00:56:07
    Oh, no... he existed. by Derek2007-05-07 01:54:54
      correction by madjo2007-05-07 02:35:45
  Mental sanity of my boss. by Ascag2007-05-07 00:45:11
    ... to be defunct? (n/t) by oedlan2007-05-07 01:40:18
      or to exist (as questioned) ? by SciSSorS2007-05-07 03:42:11
        I'd rather have a watch that stands still by madjo2007-05-07 04:00:27
  A partial list: by rorajoey2007-05-07 00:44:48
    In accordance to no 9 by Spisefisken2007-05-07 02:00:02
      the moment you know it's a rock by madjo2007-05-07 02:47:26
        I didn't say they were rocks by Spisefisken2007-05-07 06:30:36
        Partly right. These recognised rocks by SciSSorS2007-05-07 03:36:54
          well you identified that UFO as an insect by madjo2007-05-07 03:57:08
            From a certain point of view, the insect by rorajoey2007-05-07 14:49:37
            By that very definition, UFO's don't exist. by Yaeger2007-05-07 04:02:06
              well not exactly by madjo2007-05-07 04:56:59
                Well, not exactly. by Yaeger2007-05-07 05:24:29
              (Watch out for the zebra crossing!) :-P (n/t) by bwkaz2007-05-07 04:09:28
                I have no intention of proving black = white :) (n/t) by Yaeger2007-05-07 04:43:21
        Exactly. :) (n/t) by RoraJoey2007-05-07 03:14:18
    on your point 11 by madjo2007-05-07 00:53:10
  Common sense by Tumppu2007-05-07 00:42:48
  Equity in relationships (n/t) by DCTalk2007-05-07 00:38:46
  doubt (n/t) by MistaDabolina2007-05-07 00:20:36
  Myself. (n/t) by raptor_872007-05-07 00:19:57
  Existence (n/t) by SnowStar2007-05-07 00:17:47
  Global warming. (n/t) by dodrian2007-05-07 00:13:39
    This just in... by ag_wyvern2007-05-07 00:42:46
      I think the air is thick enough now to support the by rockAteer2007-05-07 04:11:59
    *sees large impenetrable barrier melt away* by madjo2007-05-07 00:36:26
      Blast! by dodrian2007-05-07 00:38:54
  A realistic way to by EnzoMatrix2007-05-07 00:12:10
    It is impossible to make the world a better place. by Taelor2007-05-07 22:35:55
    If a whole billion of chinese by SciSSorS2007-05-07 03:46:40
      *Blink, blink* BRULWHOAHAHAHA! by EnzoMatrix2007-05-07 07:09:39
        You seem to simultaneously... by kelli2172007-05-07 09:25:18
  common sense (n/t) by RunNeoRun2007-05-07 00:10:13
    Sure there is. by ag_wyvern2007-05-07 00:38:03
  Women (n/t) by oedlan2007-05-07 00:06:25
    Every item the UN dedicated a special year to by SciSSorS2007-05-07 03:30:30
      =) (n/t) by oedlan2007-05-07 03:35:49
    What are you talking about? by ag_wyvern2007-05-07 00:36:21
      I think the offer run out somewhere in the 70ies ( (n/t) by acl682007-05-07 01:24:13
  Gravity. (n/t) by Myke2007-05-07 00:05:43
    That one is ... optional by SciSSorS2007-05-07 03:25:28
    You believe in Intelligent Falling? (n/t) by Phoon2007-05-07 00:43:50
      I believe the term is Intelligent Suckage. (n/t) by rhinobird2007-05-07 00:50:04
    Suggestion. If you decide to test it, by ag_wyvern2007-05-07 00:34:31
      Or just . . . forget to hit the ground. by rorajoey2007-05-07 00:46:30
        Make sure your jump partner has Bulgarian airbags. (n/t) by Phoon2007-05-07 00:48:29
          yeah, that would be distraction enough :) (n/t) by madjo2007-05-07 01:11:26
  Tomorrow. (n/t) by ag_wyvern2007-05-07 00:05:18
  Kickstart! by hieraco2007-05-07 00:03:23
    That's what I thought, too! by jdelphiki2007-05-07 05:46:07
    Nah, he exists. by ag_wyvern2007-05-07 00:33:11
  The universe. by Tyop2007-05-07 00:02:53
    You know, I've allways wondered by astro-g2007-05-07 07:12:17
    Something like this: ? by ideur2007-05-07 00:35:14
      Will check when at home. (n/t) by Tyop2007-05-07 01:36:25
    Then the Universe is simply the entire contents of by ag_wyvern2007-05-07 00:31:50
      I hope that that computer is not running Windows by madjo2007-05-07 01:48:05
        Is our existence is already a BSOD? (n/t) by tallastro2007-05-07 06:30:56
          if a blue sky is indication of a BSOD by madjo2007-05-07 06:44:05
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2007-05-07 00:00:01
  Colors by Snate2007-05-07 00:03:18
  AFraggletookadvantageofAmbushBuguponamidnightdrear by ideur2007-05-07 00:01:26
  AFraggletookadvantageofAmbushBuguponamidnightdrear by hieraco2007-05-07 00:00:55
Comment Board Trivia by count_02007-05-07 00:00:00
  1000 by LJENS2007-05-07 01:14:43
    Thud. 32 dwarfs. by Ascag2007-05-07 01:53:20
      Including domestication: Red Junglefowl by Esteis2007-05-07 02:39:51
    "a thousand Elephants!!!" (n/t) by oedlan2007-05-07 01:51:11

 

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